Osama bin Laden Dead!

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OK - what are the odds that the Government announces that Osama bin Laden has been killed before the

  • Yes - Bush has had him on ice for a while

    Votes: 10 17.2%
  • No - not going to happen

    Votes: 16 27.6%
  • 50 / 50 - depends on **** Cheney's mood swings

    Votes: 5 8.6%
  • Mini Ditka

    Votes: 11 19.0%
  • Fenian ******* quit the board to catch OBL - so of course OBL will be dead

    Votes: 2 3.4%
  • Lemons?

    Votes: 7 12.1%
  • Manbearpig vs 6 midgets in steel cage match

    Votes: 6 10.3%
  • OBL blown up but Terrorists clone him using his nose

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Caught in Chicago on election day trying to vote Democrat

    Votes: 1 1.7%

  • Total voters
    58
Um, does this actually involve killing bin Laden or just saying he's dead?

I believe the latter would be usurped by Americans demand for video - preferably blu-ray.

And the former just isn't happening unless he happens to be in Iraq and accidentally steps on a landmine or in the middle of downtown Detroit - and I don't believe he'd visit one of those places. Everyone knows he's in Florida.
 
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Bush was just waiting for the right time to release the body. You know, when he REALLY needs the boost for his approval ratings and legacy.
 
Can you reset the poll? I wish to change my vote to one of the new options.
 
Um, how 'bout a question mark or the word "poll" somewhere in the thread title?You got me pretty damned excited there.
 
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How conveeeeeeeeenient. ::) ::)
 
Killick said:
Um, how 'bout a question mark or the word "poll" somewhere in the thread title?You got me pretty damned excited there.

Yeah because news of Osama's death would sure to be on the "Anything Goes" Board.
 
The tinfoil hat wearer in me would like to say Fenian is after him, but no way they catch him before the election.
Gas, however, will dip to 3.20 a gallon by October...
 
If the Republicans want control of Congress and La Casa de Blanca, the following formula would be foolproof:

1. Catching/Killing bin Laden
2. Gas prices cut in half
 
Evil ******* (aka Chris_L) said:
Killick said:
Um, how 'bout a question mark or the word "poll" somewhere in the thread title?You got me pretty damned excited there.

Yeah because news of Osama's death would sure to be on the "Anything Goes" Board.
No need for snark. In truth, unless I'm actually starting a thread, I don't pay attention to which board I'm on. And, of course, NOBODY ever posts on the wrong board.

For my money, I'm guessing the new pees may make deading OBL priority one. The real poll I should be "who croaks first: Fidel or OBL?" I'm guessing both will be by natural causes.
 
The republicans will find some way to pull something to pull the wool over our collective stooopid eyes.

Gas: plummets.
Bin Laden: good question.
Iraq: nah.
Iran: wouldn't surprise me a bit.

See, 'merich, it's all good. You don't want no *****fart liberals a-comin' in there and a-fukkin' things uhp...
 
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