Open Mic Night ...

[Claws for Concern]

Glancing through an entertainment section, I saw that there's at least one place in my city of residence that offers an Open Mic Night each night of the week.

Curious to know what SportsJournalists.com members would do if they wanted to do something (5 minute time limit on stage) ...


Me? I'd read a few verses from a favorite book or lyrics from a special song (maybe even accompany it via an acoustic guitar)


And you? ...

 

[Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L)]

I'd do some puppetry of the penis - starting off with the giraffe and then maybe the angry rhino

 

[jimnorden]

Glancing through an entertainment section, I saw that there's at least one place in my city of residence that offers an Open Mic Night each night of the week.

Curious to know what SportsJournalists.com members would do if they wanted to do something (5 minute time limit on stage) ...


Me? I'd read a few verses from a favorite book or lyrics from a special song (maybe even accompany it via an acoustic guitar)


And you? ...

I'd boo you ... or fall asleep. I kid, I kid. I'd think of some jokes and tell them.

 

[Jim Tom Pinch]

I'm actually planning to try an open mic night for stand up comedy. I'm not interested in making it a career or anything. Just want to gain a little life experience, see what it feels like and be able to say I did it.

 

[Piotr Rasputin]

I would read The Great Gatsby. Then I would imitate Elvis.

Tank yoo veddy mouch.

 

[Chuck~Taylor]

 

[Mayfly]

I routinely do open mics with poetry and they are always successful. People are always receptive.

 

[Montezuma's Revenge]

Do a little dance ....


Make a little love ...


Get down tonight ...

 

[kokane_muthashed]

Donkey show

Please, Lord, let the blue font work!

 

[Montezuma's Revenge]

Or I'd reprise this bit from Sam Kinison ...

 

[Clever username]

Donkey show

Please, Lord, let the blue font work!

So who's gonna blow the donkey?

 

[John]

I would read The Great Gatsby. Then I would imitate Elvis.

Tank yoo veddy mouch.

Perhaps you could imitate Elvis reading The Great Gatsby.

 

[HC]

Singing is not new for me. But last week I did my first stand up comedy routine in a concert. I did a 5 minute bit about hockey that killed.

A life long ambition finally realized.

 

[kokane_muthashed]

Donkey show

Please, Lord, let the blue font work!

So who's gonna blow the donkey?

I'll be playing the role of the donkey.

 

[slappy4428]

Read Mitch Albom columns outloud

 

[JBHawkEye]

Read Mitch Albom columns outloud

While wearing a Mateen Cleaves or Morris Peterson jersey.

 

[slappy4428]

Mike Peplowski jersey... special added touch

 

[Herbert Anchovy]

belch one to 20 in greek, backwards.

 

[RokSki]

Read Mitch Albom columns outloud

In future tense?

 

[Dirk Legume]

"What's the deal with airplanes "[/Seinfeld]