Onstar Crash Commercial

[Boom_70]

I find those commercials unsettling at best. The ones where they play recording from accident of victim. Recent one has pregnant women over a ravine in sheer panic. She relays that her mother is not moving. I wish GM would provide updates. I am worried sick about these poor people.

 

[sgreenwell]

Along with the Sarah McGlaflin crying puppy commercial, these are my least favorite on television. They just have a weird and creepy feel to them.

 

[dooley_womack1]

The creepiest commercial is when a car GPS with a female voice, envious that the driver went to Jared to buy his gal a necklace, keeps the doors locked until he drapes the necklace over the GPS screen.

 

[Bubbler]

Esoteric reference, but I'd love to hear the Onstar version of the blow job scene in World According To Garp.

 

[Boom_70]

I'd like to hear someone call Onstar with the concern of an erection that has lasted more than 4 hours.

 

[dooley_womack1]

Onstar will let Prince Albert out of the can.

 

[Baron Scicluna]

I'd like to hear Gus Johnson answer an Onstar call.

 

[dooley_womack1]

If your nose is running, Onstar will catch it.

 

[Killick]

I'd like to hear Gus Johnson answer an Onstar call.

I'd say there's special place in hell for you, Baron, but that's too easy. So, there's a special place in Billy Packer's colon for you.

 

[Diabeetus]

Along with the Sarah McGlaflin crying puppy commercial, these are my least favorite on television. They just have a weird and creepy feel to them.

McLachlan

 

[mustangj17]

I find those commercials unsettling at best. The ones where they play recording from accident of victim. Recent one has pregnant women over a ravine in sheer panic. She relays that her mother is not moving. I wish GM would provide updates. I am worried sick about these poor people.

The woman is fine. She ordered Jimmy Johns. They would have been there sooner but the delivery driver got stuck behind an ambulance.

They got her to the hospital and even beat the husband there. She ordered a turkey sub with no mayo, what she always gets.

 

[TigerVols]

I find those commercials unsettling at best. The ones where they play recording from accident of victim. Recent one has pregnant women over a ravine in sheer panic. She relays that her mother is not moving. I wish GM would provide updates. I am worried sick about these poor people.

You'll get what you've asked for by this summer...

I know that On-star has hooked up with an Infomercial company to produce 3, 30-minute spots that will follow a series of On-star victims, with re-enactments of their buying their GM car, their wreck, and life after the wreck.

 

[heyabbott]

I would hit it

then have OnStar respond

 

[dooley_womack1]

Onstar's tears could cure cancer. Too bad Onstar never cries

 

[Buck]

How did the human race make it this far without OnStar?

 

[dooley_womack1]

Onstar persuaded Chris L to vote for Obama

 

[Boom_70]

I find those commercials unsettling at best. The ones where they play recording from accident of victim. Recent one has pregnant women over a ravine in sheer panic. She relays that her mother is not moving. I wish GM would provide updates. I am worried sick about these poor people.

You'll get what you've asked for by this summer...

I know that On-star has hooked up with an Infomercial company to produce 3, 30-minute spots that will follow a series of On-star victims, with re-enactments of their buying their GM car, their wreck, and life after the wreck.

They should get David Cronenberg to direct the spots. He could recreate the erotic sexual thrills of Crash. Perhaps a crash victim relaying the story of having Onstar sex with the operator while waiting for the ambulance.