Only in Wisconsin

[Mizzougrad96]

We should just turn this into a running thread:

http://www.jsonline.com/news/wisconsin/108684844.html

Typical liberal. :D

 

[Armchair_QB]

Does it love you back?

I don't have antlers.

 

[Cosmo]

Doesn't see the big deal.

 

[mustangj17]

This is great because my buddy got hit by a bus while leading a cross country race in a county park. He did a little barrel roll and continued on. Of course, second place (another buddy of mine) has never heard the end of it. Losing a race to a guy who got hit by a bus.

 

[Bob Cook]

We should just turn this into a running thread:

http://www.jsonline.com/news/wisconsin/108684844.html

Typical liberal. :D

How could he be typical, offering a Second Amendment solution to a problem? :)

Anyway, my wife and her friends that watch Dancing with the Stars are ready to shoot their TVs, too. I saw the judges after Bristol's last dance yesterday (my wife had it on in the kitchen -- really!), and while the judges are usually known for throwing some emotion into their comments and ratings, but they all sounded so resigned and beaten. Like John McCain.

 

[Stitch]

Why was he watching Dancing with the Stars instead of football?

 

[Machine Head]

Only in Wisconsin:

The Wisconsin Department of Natural Resources and Oak Creek police say they have identified five men who recorded trapping a deer on private land and wrestling it to the ground to put a T-shirt on it, WTMJ-TV reports.

http://www.twincities.com/wisconsin/ci_23006174/wisconsin-dnr-seeking-5-men-who-put-t

 

[nmmetsfan]

I got ****ed by five rednecks and all I got was this T-shirt

 

[LongTimeListener]

If this had happened to Suzy Favor, would it have been the deer hitting the 15-year-old girl?

 

[Bubbler]

What a bunch of amateurs.

When you have sex with a deer, you don't have to give it a gift afterwards. That's part of the beauty of it.

 

[old_tony]

C'mon, people. Keep your stories straight. No way did they have sex with the deer. It was still alive.

 

[Stoney]

So they **** the dead ones and dress up the live ones?

God luv that state.

 

[dooley_womack1]

Hmm, wonder if alcohol was involved

 

[nmmetsfan]

C'mon, people. Keep your stories straight. No way did they have sex with the deer. It was still alive.

So this was like a first date

 

[Armchair_QB]

Hmm, wonder if alcohol was involved

Have to think so.

That deer would have to be pretty ****ing drunk to agree to something like that.

 

[spikechiquet]

What a bunch of amateurs.

When you have sex with a deer, you don't have to give it a gift afterwards. That's part of the beauty of it.

Why not? Jeter does.

 

[Mark2010]

What a bunch of amateurs.

When you have sex with a deer, you don't have to give it a gift afterwards. That's part of the beauty of it.

Can't say I was planning to..... but thanks for the advice, anyway.

 

[Machine Head]

I hope this is limited to the state of Wisconsin, but I fear it is not:

"You can find other Packers Backers cheeseheads looking for love," according to a news release from Kelly Davis, who founded the site. "Whether you're looking for true love, a long-term relationship, are marriage minded, just looking for fun or maybe even just looking for friendship."

http://www.twincities.com/sports/ci_25579004/lambeau-leap-love-packers-fans-get-own-dating

 

[joe]

C'mon, people. Keep your stories straight. No way did they have sex with the deer. It was still alive.

You don't pay the deer to have sex, you pay the deer to leave.

 

[Armchair_QB]

I hope this is limited to the state of Wisconsin, but I fear it is not:

"You can find other Packers Backers cheeseheads looking for love," according to a news release from Kelly Davis, who founded the site. "Whether you're looking for true love, a long-term relationship, are marriage minded, just looking for fun or maybe even just looking for friendship."

http://www.twincities.com/sports/ci_25579004/lambeau-leap-love-packers-fans-get-own-dating

That's the gift that keeps on giving all year long…