On a lighter note...

[Freelance Hack]

Only 232 yards? Some messiah ...

He can, however, hit a curve ball.

What about the one-iron?

Not sure if Jesus can, but his dad can't.

 

[editorhoo]

After the game: fishes and loaves for everyone!

 

[crusoes]

I would think Moses would be a better blocker. Especially against teams that wear red. A little emotional, though, throwing down the "Commandments," aka first 25 scripted plays, like he does.

 

[Tom Petty]

He needs to move to Bethlehem, Pa.

the great john erfort played football in bethlehem, pa.

 

[Baron Scicluna]

Judas turned on him because he works just as hard as Jesus did, and deserved coverage.

 

[mustangj17]

Cathedral coach Matthew Luke praised John The Baptist, Christ's lead blocker, for clearing a path on most of the team's long runs.

Judas was kicked out of the game for multiple unsportsmanlike conduct penalties after many late hits on Christ.

 

[ColbyJackCoombs]

http://www.tulsaworld.com/sports/article.aspx?articleID=20081119_94_B1_Damari595819

 

[Armchair_QB]

 

[fishwrapper]

(Wants to know what all the fuss is about

 

[Armchair_QB]

And this from the local radio station:

"Busts at a strip club!"

No ****?