On a lighter note...

[ColbyJackCoombs]

Fun with headline-writing

http://www.nj.com/gloucester/index.ssf?/base/sports-6/1223801714204420.xml&coll=8

 

[Freelance Hack]

They nailed that hed.

 

[Frank_Ridgeway]

He needs to move to Bethlehem, Pa.

 

[Steak Snabler]

Only 232 yards? Some messiah ...

 

[Freelance Hack]

Only 232 yards? Some messiah ...

You try busting through holes while shouldering a crucifix and getting whipped.

I'm going to hell for these remarks.

 

[PCLoadLetter]

Loved this:

"If they don't wrap me, I'm just going to put my legs out and keep them moving," said Christ.

 

[Freelance Hack]

How many soggy holes would Christ have?

 

[Barsuk]

I really liked the Christ quote about trying to make a name for himself.

 

[slappy4428]

Only 232 yards? Some messiah ...

He can, however, hit a curve ball.

 

[RedHotChiliPrepper]

Only 232 yards? Some messiah ...

He can, however, hit a curve ball.

Stellar.

 

[Dickens Cider]

Is anyone surprised? Look at how much bigger Christ is than the competition.

 

[friend of a friend]

Christ almighty

 

[tapintoamerica]

Cathedral coach Matthew Luke praised John The Baptist, Christ's lead blocker, for clearing a path on most of the team's long runs.

 

[D-Backs Hack]

Christ, you know it was easy ...

 

[Freelance Hack]

Cathedral coach Matthew Luke praised John The Baptist, Christ's lead blocker, for clearing a path on most of the team's long runs.

It looked like John got decapitated on his last block.

Also, Christ finally scored on a 4th and goal at the 1 after being denied three times by Woodstown's Simon Peter.

 

[Rumpleforeskin]

Don't forget it was also pouring, so he had to walk across water most of the time. Also, he played quarterback for a series, but Judas, his left tackle, whiffed on a block, selling him out.

 

[Tom Petty]

if it wasn't for judas, we wouldn't have been forgiven.

 

[deadliner]

... In other news, Pilate passed for 312 yards and two touchdowns as the Romans defeated the Greeks 28-7 ...

 

[TheSportsPredictor]

Jesus, Christ!

 

[waterytart]

Only 232 yards? Some messiah ...

He can, however, hit a curve ball.

What about the one-iron?