Oh, deer

[CD Boogie]

https://nypost.com/2019/01/03/man-starts-off-the-new-year-by-getting-impaled-on-a-deer-statue/

"Impaled" is in the running for my least favorite word. It literally makes my stomach churn when I read it.

 

[User 149557]

Is this a Charlie injury or a Cricket injury?

 

[Neutral Corner]

Deer, my eye. That's an elk. *Much* bigger antlers.

 

[Huggy]

 

[Shropshire Slasher]

Live Action Bambi.

 

[HanSenSE]

Why am I disappointed this didn't happen in Wisconsin?

 

[Spartan Squad]

Why am I disappointed this didn't happen in Wisconsin?

If this was Wisconsin, the impaling would have gone the other way

 

[BadgerBeer]

Why am I disappointed this didn't happen in Wisconsin?

I was preparing myself to read about deer sex. But I am pleasantly surprised that my state was not involved.