I am so going to hell for wanting to write "Gore vs. Bush" as the thread title. (And sadly, the young buck was euthanized.)
A 73-year-old in Colorado was fined more than $1,000 after her pet deer gored a woman walking her dog
https://nypost.com/2019/01/03/man-starts-off-the-new-year-by-getting-impaled-on-a-deer-statue/
"Impaled" is in the running for my least favorite word. It literally makes my stomach churn when I read it.