Obama To Rebuild U.S. Fastener Industry

[Boom_70]

It appears that the centerpiece of Obama jobs bill is to rebuild the much
depleted U.S paper clip industry.

 

[Azrael]

Stapler, brad and Trapper Keeper lobbies sure to be pissed.

 

[Mizzougrad96]

He didn't want to have to remove a staple once they start telling him how much of it won't fly...

 

[Boom_70]

Stapler, brad and Trapper Keeper lobbies sure to be pissed.

Obviously the binding industry lobby in DC is much weakened

 

[Azrael]

Stapler, brad and Trapper Keeper lobbies sure to be pissed.

Obviously the binding industry lobby in DC is much weakened

Kinko's stoked, however, at clear use of White House account to print color copies at only .10¢ a page.

 

[Boom_70]

Stapler, brad and Trapper Keeper lobbies sure to be pissed.

Obviously the binding industry lobby in DC is much weakened

Kinko's stoked, however, at clear use of White House account to print color copies at only .10¢ a page.

More likely they used Costco. When they were picking up lunch they had the copies made.

It's real set back for the green lobby. Paper clips never break down and are toxic to sea turtles.

 

[Mizzougrad96]

Most of us had high school book reports that were presented better.

 

[Boom_70]

Most of us had high school book reports that were presented better.

It appears that Obama did not follow the rubric that Boehner provided. Points added or subtracted for presentation format.

 

[YankeeFan]

It appears that the centerpiece of Obama jobs bill is to rebuild the much
depleted U.S paper clip industry.

That really is pretty funny.

The guy that lectured Republicans about "getting their work done" -- and used his daughter's homework habits as a contrast -- didn't have his bill done in time for his speech last week, and by the looks of it, he barely got it done in time for its Rose Garden launch.

Does anyone else wonder if all the pages beneath his cover page are blank? Like they couldn't get it printed in time so they just clipped a cover page on a bunch of empty pages so he had something to hold up for the cameras?

 

[LongTimeListener]

Didn't Calvin and Hobbes teach us all that if you want an A, your work must be in a clear plastic binder?

 

[Boom_70]

It appears that the centerpiece of Obama jobs bill is to rebuild the much
depleted U.S paper clip industry.

That really is pretty funny.

The guy that lectured Republicans about "getting their work done" -- and used his daughter's homework habits as a contrast -- didn't have his bill done in time for his speech last week, and by the looks of it, he barely got it done in time for its Rose Garden launch.

Does anyone else wonder if all the pages beneath his cover page are blank? Like they couldn't get it printed in time so they just clipped a cover page on a bunch of empty pages so he had something to hold up for the cameras?

Maybe it's clipped to the missing Whitewater documents.

 

[LongTimeListener]

"This is a big ****in' paper clip."

--Joe Biden

 

[Boom_70]

"Our future is held together by a paper clip hand crafted in China"

 

[Mizzougrad96]

Romney's looked like a book. Obama's looked like someone who did his homework between first and second period.

 

[deskslave]

And yet if he comes out with some thick tome, you accuse him of producing something that's far too dense for the average person to understand.

Gee, it's almost, ALMOST, like you'll criticize anything he does.

 

[Boom_70]

Decided that Obama Jobs act proposal needed new cover design

THE


JOBS


ACT

;D 8) :-* By Barack Obama

 

[Boom_70]

And yet if he comes out with some thick tome, you accuse him of producing something that's far too dense for the average person to understand.

Gee, it's almost, ALMOST, like you'll criticize anything he does.

Just did not seem to meet the standard of "Presidential"

But really not the point. If you cannot see the humor in that photo
there is something wrong with you.

 

[21]

After all these years, finally an Obama photo for the Boom Collection.

Can't stop laughing.

 

[Mizzougrad96]

And yet if he comes out with some thick tome, you accuse him of producing something that's far too dense for the average person to understand.

Gee, it's almost, ALMOST, like you'll criticize anything he does.

If he does something I like I'll give him his due.

It's been awhile though...

 

[JR]

Only in 2011 America could there be a controversy over a ****ing paper clip.

Next up: does Obama tie his shoes correctly?