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The LSU fans-Nick Saban feud continues. Funny stuff:

The rumor was that an LSU fan was in Tuscaloosa and stopped by the University of Alabama football complex and left a “prize” on the car of Alabama Coach Nick Saban. That prize was a small LSU bumper sticker.

The story turned out to be pretty much spot-on.

Covington High School’s baseball team, from Covington, Louisiana, was in Tuscaloosa where it played Northridge High in a doubleheader on Saturday, February 24. The day before that game they practiced at Alabama’s Sewell-Thomas Stadium "The Joe". The Covington team is coached by former Alabama player Jeff Dragg.

According to a person who heard Dragg telling the story, the team was hanging out outside the complex and noticed Saban's car. When the coach later found out the LSU sticker had been placed on Saban's car, he gathered the team together and told them one of them should confess to the mischievous act, but none of the players did so. Then, finally, in light of all the awkwardness, one of the parents of the kids who was in town with his baseball-playing son approached Dragg to tell he had put the sticker on Saban's car.

http://alabama.scout.com/2/627186.html
 
Hammer Pants said:
He should have placed the sticker on Saban's face, as he was punching it.
I like that one best... OUTING ALERT: Hammer Pants is really... me...

And Chef, you think Saban's really paying for that car? This is ahbammma. Car Dealers would kill to knob Saban off, then give him the keys to a new car.
 
slappy4428 said:
Hammer Pants said:
He should have placed the sticker on Saban's face, as he was punching it.
I like that one best... OUTING ALERT: Hammer Pants is really... me...

And Chef, you think Saban's really paying for that car? This is ahbammma. Car Dealers would kill to knob Saban off, then give him the keys to a new car.

As long as he wins the SEC and the national championship every year. The first time he doesn't do that, he's on the hot seat.
 
John said:
How would they know it was his car -- was the license plate DICKHEAD?

How many platinum-plated, diamond-encrusted Rolls Royces do you think there are in Tuscaloosa?? :D :D
 
Starman said:
John said:
How would they know it was his car -- was the license plate DICKHEAD?

How many platinum-plated, diamond-encrusted Rolls Royces do you think there are in Tuscaloosa?? :D :D
Baby Bear's, Satan's and the sports editor of the Tuscaloosa News.
 
Hammer Pants said:
I'm half-surprised he lets people look at his car.

I think if you genuflect and then prostrate yourself before it, you're probably all right.

(Oh, and tuck a $20 bill under the wiper blade, that probably helps, too. ;) )
 
Hammer Pants said:
I'm half-surprised he lets people look at his car.

... and later on, a member of the Alabama SID staff politely pulled Hammer Pants aside and told him in no uncertain terms, "don't ever look at Coach Saban's car."
 
novelist_wannabe said:
Hammer Pants said:
I'm half-surprised he lets people look at his car.

... and later on, a member of the Alabama SID staff politely pulled Hammer Pants aside and told him in no uncertain terms, "don't ever look at Coach Saban's car."

Please sir. Step away from de automobile.

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