NFC Title Game Thread

[heyabbott]

My internet has been down since yesterday so let me get this off my chest before VERIZON ****s me again.

GIANTS SHOCK THE WORLD

2 weeks in a row Giants shut up some of the most obnoxious and noxious players in football. Giants reduced Terribly Overwrought to Tears Only and made the media golden boy Tony Romo nothing but another overhyped pretty boy who has yet to win a playoff game. This week Eil and Plax made Al Harris nothing but a Bob Marley wannabe with nothing. Harris sucked, and he'll show up in Hawaii. If he had any conscience he'd come up with an injury before the Pro Bowl. He got used like a prepaid ***** at Pacman Jones birthday party.
Eli outplayed Favre.

OH, and remember how some folks on this board would always bring up how Mike Vick beat Green Bay in the playoffs as an indication of is greatness or potential greatness. Well that was a bull **** Wild Card playoff game. Eli Manning beat Green Bay in Green Bay in the NFC Championship game in -3 degree weather. So Eli RULES.

 

[Batman]

OK, I didn't see it mentioned on the other playoff thread before it was locked. Soooo...what the hell was up with Dan Marino's cellphone during halftime of the AFC game yesterday? You would think, if you're about to be on national freaking TV, you'd have the good sense to put it on vibrate. Damn thing rang no less than three times in five minutes. Were his old high school buddies calling to say, "Hey Dan! Dude! You're on TV!"?
What an assclown.

And the water thing during the NFC pregame show was pretty cool.

 

[Armchair_QB]

I still can't believe Fox let Howie Long on the air wearing that hat.

 

[mike311gd]

I still can't believe Fox let Howie Long on the air wearing that hat.

Well, it did cover up some of that face.

 

[heyabbott]

Jimmy Johnson looked like he'd rather be in the shower with Nate Newton and the guys from cell block C than sitting outside in Green Bay. I haven't seen someone that uncomfortable since I looked in the mirror as I shaved before my wedding.

 

[Captain_Kirk]

How many times will Berman drop "Eli's Coming" between now and Feb. 3?

I'll take the over on that one.

And one "Mama Told Him Not to Come" after the Patriots wax him on 2/3.

 

[Batman]

Jimmy Johnson looked like he'd rather be in the shower with Nate Newton and the guys from cell block C than sitting outside in Green Bay. I haven't seen someone that uncomfortable since I looked in the mirror as I shaved before my wedding.

What, did you see the look on your wife's face as she stood behind you? Bah-dum-bum-chhhhh ;D

 

[pallister]

I submit that should the Pats win the Super Bowl, which I certainly believe they will, they have a strong case, indeed, a conclusive case, to be the best team in history by BOTH standards.

 

[Captain_Kirk]

I still can't believe Fox let Howie Long on the air wearing that hat.

I kept waiting for them to run the related ice fishing segment.

 

[patchs]

Jimmy Johnson looked like he'd rather be in the shower with Nate Newton and the guys from cell block C than sitting outside in Green Bay. I haven't seen someone that uncomfortable since I looked in the mirror as I shaved before my wedding.

If you're coming from the Florida keys to Green Bay, Wisc., it must have felt like 100 below.
Ask any Floridian what a day under 50 feel likes, now subtract another 50 degrees.
I'm surprised his hair didn't crack into tiny pieces.

 

[shockey]

How many times will Berman drop "Eli's Coming" between now and Feb. 3?

fewer times than he'll scream while referring to the giants as "the G-EEEEEEE MEN."

i hate that. who the heck told berman this was cool or funny? and why the eff can't they make him stop?