New Cliches

[Sly]

"I think I threw up in my mouth a little."

Thanks, Bill.

 

[Crimson Tide]

Instant classic? Haven't used that one before, but thanks for the idea.

Just for fun, my coworker and I like to see how many Jim Ross-isms we can sneak in, such as "slobberknocker," "whipped like a government mule," and my all-time favorite "tougher than a $2 steak."

 

[Satchel Pooch]

Listen to Mike and Mike in the Morning for 20 minutes, pick out half of what they say and post it on here.

 

[dooley_womack1]

Moving forward. ... as in "what will this team do, moving forward."

lol...good 1, btw.

 

[cranberry]

"Stepping up" annoys me a little.

 

[Stupid]

you can gauge the thoroughness that a cliche has seeped into the national sporting consciousness by the frequency with which it's used by high school athletes.

Certainly, not a postgame interview goes by for me in which some young athlete doesn't tell me that he or she had to "step up."

Another one the football coaches around here (eastern NC) have seized upon is "coached up," which is almost 10 years after the ol' Ballcoach made it part of the national sporting lexicon.

Finally, it's not a cliche but I don't ever talk to a coach without getting second-hand information. Every interview contains a preface of "It's just like I tell these kids..."

 

[MC Sports Guy]

A stringer at my old paper insisted it was untracked, much to my bewilderment. And I see it written as such in other articles, from time to time. If a train gets untracked, that's a ****ing bad thing.

I've never gotten the "untracked" thing either. Why in the hell would a team not want to be a on track? Isn't that the goal? When I've used, I've always done on track.

I also had to stop myself from using "instant classic" not long ago. It just hit me that a middle-of-the-season prep tennis match probably shouldn't qualify.

 

[zeke12]

"Scoop and score" from football.

"Score the basketball" from hoops. You don't score the basketball. You score by putting the ball in the ****ing hoop.

 

[ballscribe]

Definitely the most prevalent are:

"It is what it is"
"At the end of the day"


(sometimes, people will go through both of those in one comment).

 

[Boomer7]

Take away "step up" and "like", and the nation's female prep athletes would lose about 87 percent of their vocabulary when talking to reporters.

"Walkoff" doesn't bother me at all.

 

[Crimson Tide]

A stringer at my old paper insisted it was untracked, much to my bewilderment. And I see it written as such in other articles, from time to time. If a train gets untracked, that's a ****ing bad thing.

I've never gotten the "untracked" thing either. Why in the hell would a team not want to be a on track? Isn't that the goal? When I've used, I've always done on track.

I also had to stop myself from using "instant classic" not long ago. It just hit me that a middle-of-the-season prep tennis match probably shouldn't qualify.

What is another name for "derailed?" Is that the daily double?

 

[SF_Express]

Obviously, the right words are "on track" but the idea behind "untracked" is that you're stuck in a rut (track) and then get out of it. More here:

http://itre.cis.upenn.edu/~myl/languagelog/archives/002148.html

 

[ondeadline]

Listen to Mike and Mike in the Morning for 20 minutes, pick out half of what they say and post it on here.

They love "threw him under the bus."

 

[Satchel Pooch]

Listen to Mike and Mike in the Morning for 20 minutes, pick out half of what they say and post it on here.

They love "threw him under the bus."

They love sucking. Ever hear their lead-pipe cinch locks segment at the end of the week. Most annoying, obnoxious feature in talk radio and that's quite an accomplishment.

Yeah, I know, turn the channel...

 

[ondeadline]

I do switch stations. I like a lot of their show, but I turned just before the lead-pipe lock segment because it is such a silly disaster. I also can't stand when Greenberg says several times each day that they are "back and better than ever."

 

[Cosmo]

In this particular circumstance [/al groh]

 

[dooley_womack1]

"Sets up the rest of the season nicely"

 

[sportymcgee]

(Insert team name here) Nation is one I can't stand.

 

[Nathan Scott Phillips]

(Insert team name here) Nation is one I can't stand.

However, "Devil Ray Nation" is always hilarious.


I'm sick of ESPN getting credit for "walkoff." Eckersley invented it years before Bill Pidto ever heard it.


Also, to "lay an egg" as a way of describing a bad performance just sounds really gross to me.

 

[MC Sports Guy]

(Insert team name here) Nation is one I can't stand.

However, "Devil Ray Nation" is always hilarious.


I'm sick of ESPN getting credit for "walkoff." Eckersley invented it years before Bill Pidto ever heard it.


Also, to "lay an egg" as a way of describing a bad performance just sounds really gross to me.

Agreed, though I do tend to like the unprintable "**** the bed."