This happened at a golf tournament I was in. My foursome was the third group of about nine. We got to No. 5, which was the first par-3 on the course. As we were driving up to the green, we noticed that there was a name on the clipboard for the closest-to-the-pin contest.
Golfer A: "Who's close? Oh, it says Caitlyn Jenner, 17 feet."
Golfer B (laughing): "I wonder which tees Caitlyn hit from."
Golfer A: "Caitlyn hit from halfway between the whites and the reds."
Golfer B (in high-pitched voice): "I drove from the red tees because I am a woman. And if you don't like it, you can suck my ****."