Chuck Norris - RIP

[BitterYoungMatador2]

Chuck Norris, Action Icon and ‘Walker Texas Ranger’ Star, Dies at 86

These times are so rough that even Chuck Norris couldn't handle 'em.

 

[DanielSimpsonDay]

He's not pushing up daisies; he's pulling the earth down.

 

[Scout]

He’s not dead. He’s fighting death - and winning.

 

[Driftwood]

The Grim Reaper didn't come for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris called the Grim Reaper for a ride.

 

[Spartan Squad]

There well be no graveside flowers: just bouquets of fists.

Also, the family is opting for a 21-roundhouse kick salute

 

[Spartan Squad]

When Chuck Norris woke up at the Pearly Gates of Heaven, God gave him a choice. Chuck Norris thought about it for a bit and decided to go to hell. God, shocked but relieved he kept his job, asked why. Chuck Norris said it was simple: He wanted to continue good work as everyone’s worst nightmare.

 

[lakefront]

Chuck Norris, Action Icon and ‘Walker Texas Ranger’ Star, Dies at 86

These times are so rough that even Chuck Norris couldn't handle 'em.

Although he did vote for them.

 

[Gym Beam]

My only Chuck Norris story (besides hours watching him in terrible movies and TV shows)... I was seated behind Norris and his wife on a flight many years ago when I was accompanying a collegiate team to a game somewhere. Some of the players were enthralled to see a star in their midst when we deplaned and nicely asked if they could take a picture with him. He agreed, but his wife was peeved, and I quickly snapped the shot to avoid her wrath. That might have been the only time I imposed on a "famous" person for a picture.

 

[dixiehack]

Growing up with a cousin named Chuck Norris was kind of a trip.

 

[OscarMadison]

Unlike Mrs. Norris, Chuck understood how important good will with fans could be. He was someone who allowed himself to be fan and it showed in his interactions with entertainers and in martial arts circles. Some celebs assume everyone knows who they are and they are the main character in every situation. That wasn't him. I didn't agree with his politics, but his professional and personal ethos impressed me. #formerdojoaunt

 

[OscarMadison]

Growing up with a cousin named Chuck Norris was kind of a trip.

Waiting for someone to admit they have a relative named Michael Bolton.

 

[Slacker]

 

[maumann2]

Jesus wanted a live action figure so his father bought him Chuck Norris.

 

[dixiehack]

Now that’s an Easter basket!

 

[BitterYoungMatador2]

Unlike Mrs. Norris, Chuck understood how important good will with fans could be. He was someone who allowed himself to be fan and it showed in his interactions with entertainers and in martial arts circles. Some celebs assume everyone knows who they are and they are the main character in every situation. That wasn't him. I didn't agree with his politics, but his professional and personal ethos impressed me. #formerdojoaunt

I think there’s a video of Chuck Norris reading Chuck Norris jokes.

 

[DanOregon]

I still think it's funny that Norris taught the Osmonds martial arts and they used some of the moves he taught them in their choreography.

 

[John]

I think about Invasion USA far too often - maybe more than anyone alive. It's just such a great terrible movie.

 

[HanSenSE]

No doubt prepping for his role in :"Walker, Texas Undertaker."

 

[Sam Mills 51]

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

 

[BYH 2: Electric Boogaloo]

I somehow missed this in real time, so it was one of the most hilarious moments ever when I saw this in a 10,000-person arena during Conan's can't-be-on-TV tour.