My idiot co-worker ...

[TheSportsPredictor]

... hurt her back gardening (and by gardening I mean tending to about three tomato plants). I have had to listen to her whine about it for three days.

My solutions:

1) Go home if it is that bad that you can barely do your job (which consists of looking things up on computers and walking around).
2) Don't hurt your back while ****ING GARDENING!

What about your idiot co-workers?

 

[imjustagirl]

One kept saying crude things to me until I went to HR about him. It was all resolved 20 minutes later.

 

[Mizzougrad96]

One kept saying crude things to me until I went to HR about him. It was all resolved 20 minutes later.

Did he go work for a college? :D

 

[Ace]

One kept saying crude things to me until I went to HR about him. It was all resolved 20 minutes later.

In SportsJournalists.com world, HR takes care of everything.

 

[Dickens Cider]

One kept saying crude things to me until I went to HR about him. It was all resolved 20 minutes later.

Did HR apologize?

 

[JoelHammond]

It's threads like these that make me wish I didn't post under my real name.

 

[forever_town]

I worked at a company where one guy was seemingly the company busybody. He was always talking **** about just about everybody there.

I just kept him at arm's length and went about my business.

 

[StormSurge]

Mine cries when he spills something on his shirt or gets a tip.

 

[MU_was_not_so_hard]

It's threads like these that make me wish I didn't post under my real name.

Go **** yourself.


You were talking about me, right?

 

[imjustagirl]

One kept saying crude things to me until I went to HR about him. It was all resolved 20 minutes later.

Did HR apologize?

Not to me. Only to him.

 

[dixiehack]

Mine plays sports talk radio all day, in the middle of three open-air cubes. Further, genius man leaves it blaring while he's making cold calls trying to drum up business. Super smart.

 

[Diabeetus]

One kept saying crude things to me until I went to HR about him. It was all resolved 20 minutes later.

Did HR apologize?

Not to me. Only to him.

This is what I immediately thought of. Sometimes I miss those days.

 

[JoelHammond]

It's threads like these that make me wish I didn't post under my real name.

Go **** yourself.


You were talking about me, right?

yes. Also, where is your avatar from? It's freaking fantastic.

 

[BYH]

...is still smarter than TSP. :D :D :D

 

[Trouser_Buddah]

...thinks celebrities consist only of people like Britney Spears and Paris Hilton... When Charlton Heston or Isaac Hayes die, it is not news fit for her Society page...

 

[mustangj17]

One day at work, a female boss of mine kept going to the bathroom. No one cared, because we all hated her, but she eventually blurted out.

"If you're wondering why I keep going to the bathroom its because I have hives in unmentionable places."

No one spoke. Then she kept going.

"I can't mention them because they are unmentionable."

Then I think one of the news reporters threw up in a trash can.

 

[Overrated]

One day at work, a female boss of mine kept going to the bathroom. No one cared, because we all hated her

What a strange, yet awesome thought.

 

[Oggiedoggie]

I once sat next to a woman whose elderly cat was dying.

She called the vet several times a day to describe, in detail, what unpleasant goop was oozing from which orifice at the particular moment.

When it finally died, she told any source she talked to how it had ruined her life.

Then, she spent weeks on the phone, trying to decide whether to have it cremated or freeze dried (she ended up toasting it).

The final crisis was keeping the cleaning woman from sweeping all the memento cat hair out of her house.

Other co-workers were pretty hurt when she was fired a few months later (they sprained wrists doing hand springs).

 

[Trey Beamon]

The guy across from me talked like Flick from A Christmas Story -- well, just the tongue meets metal pole scene -- for half his shift over the weekend. He's, um, rather odd.

If I hadn't been so swamped I would've decked him. :)

 

[Overrated]

she told any source she talked to how it had ruined her life.

That's what GFBN is claiming I did to him last night.

trying to decide whether to have it cremated or freeze dried.

What is she, a ****ing astronaut?