My hero nears death

[stan_solo]

The most beloved White House pet, perhaps the only member of the Clinton White House adored by both Democrats and Republicans is nearing death.

Fight, Socks, fight! For all the kitties of the world, you are our shining beacon of political power.

 

[txsportsscribe]

so what will the acceptable time frame be for people to give socks the jelenic treatment?

 

[DanOregon]

I blame Jennifer Anniston.

 

[Killick]

I blame Jennifer Anniston.

Niiiiiiice.

 

[stan_solo]

so what will the acceptable time frame be for people to give socks the jelenic treatment?

I will wave my nonexistent furry balls in the face of all who do!

 

[Tommy_Dreamer]

I blame Jennifer Anniston.

Niiiiiiice.

Damn. Solid. Just Solid.

 

[mike311gd]

I miss Toonces.

 

[shotglass]

The codas are saddened.

 

[ArnoldBabar]

I blame Jennifer Anniston.

Niiiiiiice.

Damn. Solid. Just Solid.

No offense, but how can no one spell Aniston after all this time? I don't get it. It's everywhere, like the celebrity version of "definately"

Anyway, Socks was really good in The Client.

 

[shotglass]

With Brad Renfro?

 

[KYSportsWriter]

I blame Jennifer Anniston.

I blame Tara Reid.

 

[Trey Beamon]

No offense, but how can no one spell Aniston after all this time? I don't get it. It's everywhere, like the celebrity version of "definately"

Holy hell, that made me laugh.

I'm blaming Monica's cameo on the Tom Green Show.

 

[epn811]

How sad!

I don't think Socks will be able to endorse Mittens Romney's 2012 run from the grave.

http://www.mittensromney.com/

 

[DanOregon]

No offense AB. I blame Aniston for my sticky keyyyboard as well.

 

[Freelance Hack]

The story says the Clinton family adopted Socks in 1991, so I want to make sure I have my timeline right:

Gennifer Flowers, Paula Jones, Socks, Monica Lewinsky

I'm sure I'm leaving a few out, but is what I have accurate?

 

[txsportsscribe]

my first thought was buddy but now that i've taken some time, i think roger clinton may be involved.

 

[mustangj17]

I miss Toonces.

He can drive you know.

 

[PCLoadLetter]

I miss Toonces.

He can drive you know.

Just not very well.

 

[mike311gd]

I miss Toonces.

He can drive you know.

Get out of town.

 

[Batman]

A concerned friend races to the hospital.