MTV Movie Awards

[shotglass]

On right now.

In the last 10 minutes, Johnny Depp and Tom Cruise have been on stage. And that was after a live five minutes with Wayne and Garth.

Turn now.

 

[Chi City 81]

On right now.

In the last 10 minutes, Johnny Depp and Tom Cruise have been on stage. And that was after a live five minutes with Wayne and Garth.

Turn now.

Are we in 1992 and no one told me?

 

[shotglass]

It's all good. I think Sandler's going to be up in a second.

And don't EVEN give me Depp being 1992. He's a ****in' rock star.

 

[hockeybeat]

On right now.

In the last 10 minutes, Johnny Depp and Tom Cruise have been on stage. And that was after a live five minutes with Wayne and Garth.

Turn now.

Are we in 1992 and no one told me?

I thought Myers and Carvey had a long standing hate, dating back to the making of Wayne's World 2.

 

[mike311gd]

But the Mets are on ESPN, Shot. What's a boy to do?

 

[shotglass]

Mets are a distant, distant 27th to this and 25 other things.

 

[mike311gd]

Oh. Well, I'm still going to eat my Spaghettios in front of David Wright. I'll catch the replay of the awards.

 

[shotglass]

Did the *****cat Dolls recently morph into male trannies, or were they always that way?

 

[93Devil]

Two people just kissed who I have no idea who they are.

 

[shotglass]

They did seem to be into it, though.

 

[93Devil]

Mike Myers is a God.

 

[imjustagirl]

Yeah, I'm thinking I"ll catch this one of the other 27,000 times it's on. I love awards shows, and I'll watch virtually any one of them..but for some reason I'm not feeling this one.

Let me know what else to watch out for! Shotty and 93 do the work, I reap the rewards.

 

[93Devil]

I like to think my nut sack is half-full.

 

[shotglass]

Downey rules.

 

[Bristol Whipped]

I'm not sure what to think of an awards show that names Transformers the top movie of the year.

Of course, it gave them an excuse to run Megan Fox back on stage, so I'm pretty much OK with it.

 

[Gutter]

They still have the MTV Movie Awards?

There still is an MTV?

 

[EmbassyRow]

The MTV Video Music Awards seems like a more ridiculous idea these days than the Movie Awards.

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

On right now.

In the last 10 minutes, Johnny Depp and Tom Cruise have been on stage. And that was after a live five minutes with Wayne and Garth.

Turn now.

No.

 

[DanOregon]

I'm guessing that might have been real pot Franco and Rogan were smoking, hence the long shot from MTV. (UPDATE: MTV wrote the "joke" but whimped out of showing it)Who was that guy with Will Ferrell? And after seeing how short Lindsay Lohan's skirt was, no wonder Vern Troyer ditched the ladder.
Best line? The kid in the Tropic Thunder viral video bit to Robert Downey Jr. "Iron Man was allright, it'll do until Dark Knight. Christian Bale is going to kick your ass."

 

[Starman]

On right now.

In the last 10 minutes, Johnny Depp and Tom Cruise have been on stage. And that was after a live five minutes with Wayne and Garth.

Turn now.

Are we in 1992 and no one told me?

I thought Myers and Carvey had a long standing hate, dating back to the making of Wayne's World 2.

The fact that Myers' career is in a coma and Carvey's in rigor mortis, probably motivated them to get over that. : :