Mrs. Lono is away ...

[lono]

... Think I can get to 5,000 posts by the time she gets home at noon Thursday?

 

[sportschick]

I think you should use the google to find ducky and I that tattoo of a penis with teeth

 

[dooley_womack1]

Is this your way of saying you have no life without her around?

 

[dreunc1542]

Is she off feeding the moose?

 

[dooley_womack1]

Maybe if you reach 5,000, she'll wear Oreo mittens and Nutella stockings for you.

 

[old_tony]

It's posts like the two above that keep SportsJournalists.com on my "must-read" list every day.

 

[imjustagirl]

If I leave right after work Tuesday night, I can be there by 6 p.m. Wednesday. So while I wouldn't be able to take care of the "wife and" part of my goal, the kids will be there, right?

(this post will make no sense to anyone but lono. And possibly not even him.)

 

[Armchair_QB]

Admit it. You're walking around the house in her underwear, aren't you?

 

[dooley_womack1]

Admit it. You're walking around the house in her underwear, aren't you?

No, you two aren't that kindred of spirits.

 

[Armchair_QB]

Admit it. You're walking around the house in her underwear, aren't you?

No, you two aren't that kindred of spirits.

Actually, I was talking to you.

 

[slappy4428]

Admit it. You're walking around the house in her underwear, aren't you?

No, you two aren't that kindred of spirits.

And

this guy is thankful for it...

 

[dooley_womack1]

Admit it. You're walking around the house in her underwear, aren't you?

No, you two aren't that kindred of spirits.

Actually, I was talking to you.

SHHH!!

 

[dooley_womack1]

As soon as I deal with this riding-up issue.

 

[dooley_womack1]

Hey, blame AQB

 

[Armchair_QB]

You'll post faster if you're drunk.

 

[BYH]

You'll post faster if you're drunk.

It also helps to hate the Cubs.

 

[ScribePharisee]

... Think I can get to 5,000 posts by the time she gets home at noon Thursday?

One time I went to play cards with some buddies when my wife left for a convention. First night I get off work, they work evenings..so I'm killing time. Drive down to the riverboat casino..but stop at a place just shy of the casino at a convenience store to pick up some brew. Lady asks for a ride..and I happen to be going where she was..I thought, no problem. I get pulled over almost immediately because my tail light is out. The cop looks at her and asks what she's doing in the car...I give the answer. The woman, he proclaims, is one of the neighborhood's top hookers. They check her out, and he says you can take her where she needed to go. I dropped her back off at the convenience store, saying I needed to take a leak. She makes a phone call, and I drive off and leave her.

I never wanted my wife to leave again. Good Samaritan ****s up.

 

[sportschick]

I will only say the tattoo that arrived by PM is one of the most disturbing things I've ever seen.

 

[luckyducky]

I will only say the tattoo that arrived by PM is one of the most disturbing things I've ever seen.

I second.

Thanks for the nightmares, lono.

 

[KYSportsWriter]

Didn't y'all ask for it, though?