So many places to list, here are a few:
• Ottawa, Illinois, at a ****-ass motel with pubic hairs on the sheets; a buddy and I followed the Dead for a few months in '93 and '94, and were blessed to be at the last show ever at Soldier Field
• Anderson, Indiana, at a Motel 6, during a different Dead tour.
• Dodge City, Kansas, for 5 days when my car broke down; Fort Scott, Kansas, when my car broke down 300 miles later; ain't nuttin' like the Bourbon County Fair, I tell'z ya.
• Independence, Missouri, in a crack-***** motel, one night after watching a Royals baseball game, during a cross-country trip.
• Some town in Texas I can't even remember, but I do remember it was a dry county.
• Morrisville, Vermont, at a seedy motel, after a day-long drive.
• Green River, Utah, after a day of driving from Vegas.
• North Lima, Ohio, at the Scottish Inn, and after I went swimming in the pool I was sick for 5 days; never, ever go swimming in a Scottish Inn swimming pool.
• Santa Rosa, New Mexico, at a different Scottish Inn, only cleaner, and there was a cute Indian girl who worked the front desk.
• Blythe, California, after a day of driving. The waitress at Denny's looked exactly like a girl I dated in Vermont.