Most pathetic rant ever ...

[Bubbler]

... WILL THEY ANNOUNCE THE ****ING WNIT PAIRINGS ALREADY! MOTHER****ING SON OF A *****!

I'm going to see what's left of my manhood now ...

 

[BYH]

We'll need dental records to even identify the remains of your manhood.

Have your wife send them over here.

 

[Bubbler]

We'll need dental records to even identify the remains of your manhood.

Have your wife send them over here.

I don't even think that will help. Obliterated beyond recognition.

My manhood is officially MIA.

 

[spnited]

You will now be known as:

Former SportsJournalists.com poster of the year, Bubbler

 

[Ellis Redding]

Wait ... there's a women's NIT?

 

[zeke12]

Maybe the WNIT selectors are busy getting a ****ING HAIRCUT!

 

[Bubbler]

LORD ALMIGHTY! This is killing me! I want my WNIT! I want a cheesy commercial that has Sting saying he wants his WNIT! I want an equally cheesy commerical with Kajagoogoo's Limahl saying he wants his WNIT!

What's the holdup you assholes?!

 

[Mystery_Meat]

Well when La. Tech said no to them, it completely ****ed up the matrix. Maybe they'll invite the Akron men.

 

[Bubbler]

I don't know what's worse ... this rant or the fact that the WNIT web site has a PRINTABLE BLANK bracket.

Did I mention my fascination with this is entirely work-related?

 

[audreyld]

I love how an interest in women's basketball suddenly makes Bubbler less of a man.

 

[Bubbler]

I love how an interest in women's basketball suddenly makes Bubbler less of a man.

UTshooter, I hear you. But let's be real here.

Women's basketball? Perfectly fine to be fascinated with the sport and the NCAA tournament. I like women's basketball.

But the WNIT? Believe me, I'm less of a man.

 

[audreyld]

I love how an interest in women's basketball suddenly makes Bubbler less of a man.

UTshooter, I hear you. But let's be real here.

Women's basketball? Perfectly fine to be fascinated with the sport and the NCAA tournament. I like women's basketball.

But the WNIT? Believe me, I'm less of a man.

In all fairness, I understand that you're only into it for work, and I don't expect you to be excited about it. But I apparently have a pet peeve about comments like this. A formerly latent pet peeve, since it's never bothered me until just a few minutes ago.

 

[zeke12]

bubbler loves him some gashball...

 

[hockeybeat]

Dear Bubs:

All that's left for you is to start watching women's hockey, begin crying at Lifetime movies and painting your fingernails.

When you're ready, the men will be sitting in recliners, eating steaks and smoking cigars while gazing lasciviously at Sarah Chalke.

That is all.

 

[Bubbler]

The sad thing is that I'm so far gone, I'm beginning to think I need to use my fingers instead of my fist to join SportsJournalists.com Masturbation Nation.

I need help.

 

[dooley_womack1]

Betting on the WNIT would indicate a Schlicter-esque level of addiction.

 

[Sam Mills 51]

Betting on the WNIT would indicate a Brandon Walsh-esque level of addiction.

 

[Bubbler]

FINALLY!!!!!!!! I AM WNIT HEAR ME ROAR!!!!!

Oops. I actually had no reason to pay any attention after all.

Back to my regularly scheduled manhood. This eunuch **** is for the birds.

 

[Hammer Pants]

http://www.womensnit.com/

Because I love all of you...

 

[spnited]

Wait a minute, Bubs...you just had this little hissy fit for nothing and you think that means your manhood can be restored.
Seems to me that's more reason for emasculation.