Most pathetic rant ever ...

[Freelance Hack]

You will now be known as:

Former SportsJournalists.com poster of the year, Bubbler

Your Member of the Year crown is on its way to meet Vanessa Williams' tiara.

 

[dooley_womack1]

Heh, heh...he said member

 

[Sam Mills 51]

Your Member of the Year crown is on its way to meet Vanessa Williams' tiara.

Or Floyd Landis' yellow jersey ...

 

[Flying Headbutt]

Remember when Bubbles had balls?



Me neither.

 

[dooley_womack1]

He doesn't have bubbles there now.

 

[Freelance Hack]

He doesn't have bubbles there now.

What should we call him now? Drexel or Syracuse?

 

[Bubbler]

...

Remember when Bubbles had balls?



Me neither.

Compared to the rest of SJ, I have more manhood in my little pinkie ...

No wait. Bad example. I said that all wrong ...

 

[Flying Headbutt]

Whatever you say, bubbles.

 

[spnited]

Bubbler's little pinkie and BYH's eight seconds ... the "Men" of SJ .com :

 

[Bubbler]

Bubbler's little pinkie and BYH's eight seconds ... the "Men" of SJ .com :

Every fiber of my being wants to go down swinging. To wit, I can't decide whether Spnited's **** was last bronzed during The Gilded Age or whether it was last gilded during The Bronze Age.

But I can't. Sometimes you just have to admit defeat.

For one night, I was WNIT boy. For shame.

 

[Freelance Hack]

Bubbler's little pinkie and BYH's eight seconds ... the "Men" of SJ .com :

Every fiber of my being wants to go down swinging. To wit, I can't decide whether Spnited's **** was last bronzed during The Gilded Age or whether it was last gilded during The Bronze Age.

But I can't. Sometimes you just have to admit defeat.

From this point forward, I will be WNIT boy. For shame.

Fixed

 

[Flying Headbutt]

I like how Freelance did my job for me.

 

[novelist_wannabe]

My first thought -- pre coffee -- was that the WNIT was somehow related to Wlat.

My second was to remember a former boss who was fond of saying (sorry UT) "I doesn't matter how you dress it up, it's still ***** hoops."

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

Bubbler's self-abnegation was a sorry spectacle.

 

[The Big Ragu]

Unrelated, but Bubbler, I love the new sig picture. As a kid in the late 70s, early 80s, I thought the Brewers had a formal policy in place only allowing white guys of a certain body type and a mustache on their roster. For a while, I thought there was only one Brewer--a white guy with a mustache--and he played all nine positions at once. They stuck a few black guys on the bench and occasionally allowed them to see the field, but only to confuse the rest of the country.

 

[Bubbler]

Unrelated, but Bubbler, I love the new sig picture. As a kid in the late 70s, early 80s, I thought the Brewers had a formal policy in place only allowing white guys of a certain body type and a mustache on their roster. For a while, I thought there was only one Brewer--a white guy with a mustache--and he played all nine positions at once. They stuck a few black guys on the bench and occasionally allowed them to see the field, but only to confuse the rest of the country.

Hey man! Cecil Cooper, Sixto Lezcano and Ben Oglivie were not white!

But they all had mustache's at some point of their careers.

 

[novelist_wannabe]

Sixto might have been plausibly white. Just sayin.

 

[shotglass]

I saw the WNIT pairings at what, maybe 12:15 a.m.? Well, I saw that Bucknell's women were in it. And I said to my desk partner, "Think we should go back for that?"

Nahhhhhhhhhhhhh.

 

[writing irish]

I am Bubbler, hear me roar
A ***** big to ignore
And I love girl hoops way too much to pretend
The Women's NIT's no bore
I watch them jiggle up the floor
And it makes me want to douche my **** again

CHORUS
Oh yes I am wise
But it's wisdom born of pain
Yes, I've paid the price
But look how much I gained
If I have to, I can suck anything
I'm a puss (puss)
I am effeminate (effeminate)
I am Bubbler

(all in good fun, Bubbler. !Arriba Sixto!)

 

[zeke12]

I watch them jiggle up the floor
And it makes me want to douche my **** again

I want this on a T-shirt...