Mom, Dad must have been chewing on the lead-painted toys

[Idaho]

http://www.cnn.com/2007/funnynews/08/16/strange.name.reut/index.html

What's wrong with Ping? Or Long Duck Dong?

 

[Armchair_QB]

http://www.cnn.com/2007/funnynews/08/16/strange.name.reut/index.html

What's wrong with Ping? Or Long Duck Dong?

Hey Fred, there's your Chinaman.

 

[Big Buckin' agate_monkey]

http://www.cnn.com/2007/funnynews/08/16/strange.name.reut/index.html

What's wrong with Ping? Or Long Duck Dong?

Or a bunch of lines criss crossing ... or is it Kris Kross(ing).

 

[Chi City 81]

http://www.cnn.com/2007/funnynews/08/16/strange.name.reut/index.html

What's wrong with Ping? Or Long Duck Dong?

You're right.

@, where is my automobile? It just doesn't have the same ring to it.