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Neither. Me, actually. Think of generally an average male, height and weight. In pretty good shape. I work out, but I'm not huge. And I don't have Phelps' abs.

Wore 'em out to the pool today. Comfortable as hell to swim in, but obviously I was the only guy not wearing boardshorts.
 
Gross. Now I have this image of men wearing printouts of the 7-inch story about the Super Fins Kids' Invitational at the local YMCA.
 
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king cranium maximus IV said:
Neither. Me, actually. Think of generally an average male, height and weight. In pretty good shape. I work out, but I'm not huge. And I don't have Phelps' abs.

Wore 'em out to the pool today. Comfortable as hell to swim in, but obviously I was the only guy not wearing boardshorts.

If you're swimming in them, not lounging around poolside, you're safe, even if you were in governator shape, I'd say you were safe. Way easier to swim in something tight than in board shorts.
 
king cranium maximus IV said:
Neither. Me, actually. Think of generally an average male, height and weight. In pretty good shape. I work out, but I'm not huge. And I don't have Phelps' abs.

Wore 'em out to the pool today. Comfortable as hell to swim in, but obviously I was the only guy not wearing boardshorts.

Unless you're racing, no need to slap on the speedo to swim laps. Go with the trunks.

Let's face it, most of the daytime pool crowd is pretty well up there in years. No need to "let it all hang out" for them! :D
 
sportschick said:
king cranium maximus IV said:
Neither. Me, actually. Think of generally an average male, height and weight. In pretty good shape. I work out, but I'm not huge. And I don't have Phelps' abs.

Wore 'em out to the pool today. Comfortable as hell to swim in, but obviously I was the only guy not wearing boardshorts.

If you're swimming in them, not lounging around poolside, you're safe, even if you were in governator shape, I'd say you were safe. Way easier to swim in something tight than in board shorts.

Yeah, this is what I ended up thinking. Felt fine swimming around, once I got back to my chair to read, felt like it was a little much.
 
king cranium maximus IV said:
sportschick said:
king cranium maximus IV said:
Neither. Me, actually. Think of generally an average male, height and weight. In pretty good shape. I work out, but I'm not huge. And I don't have Phelps' abs.

Wore 'em out to the pool today. Comfortable as hell to swim in, but obviously I was the only guy not wearing boardshorts.

If you're swimming in them, not lounging around poolside, you're safe, even if you were in governator shape, I'd say you were safe. Way easier to swim in something tight than in board shorts.

Yeah, this is what I ended up thinking. Felt fine swimming around, once I got back to my chair to read, felt like it was a little much.

I'm pretty sure it wasn't nearly enough.
 
Swimming aside, the only reason men wear speedos is to show off their package. Period. We briefly lived at a condo while searching for a house in our new town.... old man at the pool, in speedos, every day. Gets up one day to totter back to his house... one of his testicles was hanging out of the speedo. Little ID was three at the time and didn't know.....I was beyond repulsed.
 
This thread is useless without pictures.





Of provably, demonstrably hot men wearing swimbriefs. 8)
 
I Digress said:
Swimming aside, the only reason men wear speedos is to show off their package. Period. We briefly lived at a condo while searching for a house in our new town.... old man at the pool, in speedos, every day. Gets up one day to totter back to his house... one of his testicles was hanging out of the speedo. Little ID was three at the time and didn't know.....I was beyond repulsed.

I ran into a drunk gal many moons ago at Talladega with pretty much the same problem.
 
C'mon, this is a no-brainer. Men who have the body should wear swimbriefs (tights ones, please). Of course, the boardshorts can be super cute on a hot bod as well.

I'd think you guys would follow the same philosophy for women -- you wouldn't want to see Roseanne Barr in a bikini, would you?
 

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