Melissa Joan Hart: MILF?

[imjustagirl]

MILFs are women who are desirable to people their children's age. So if a three-year-old wants to screw Ms. Hart, then sure.

Otherwise, not so much.

 

[mustangj17]

TWILF?

 

[JackReacher]

MILFs are moms. No matter the age.
Age comes into play when talking about Cougars.

And to the thread title.....um, yes.

Edit...From Urban Dictionary, for whatever that's worth....

"A MILF is any mother that is sexually desirable."

 

[dreunc1542]

TWILF?

Not amused:

 

[imjustagirl]

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/MILF

MILF has always been about your friend's mom. The girl who works at Starbucks, is 19 and has a kid is NOT a MILF.

 

[JackReacher]

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/MILF

MILF has always been about your friend's mom. The girl who works at Starbucks, is 19 and has a kid is NOT a MILF.

She is if I say she is. Or if anyone else says she is.

Is there a Cougar MILF category?

 

[imjustagirl]

Yes.

It's called a MILF.

 

[jps]

I think connotation and denotation are the trouble here. on denotation, she is. connotation, ijag's right. and, if you have to choose one, I vote with ijag.

 

[imjustagirl]

For instance: jps' wife has another several years before she's a MILF. At least until little JPS gets to like 7th grade.

 

[shockey]

sheesh, folks, 33 is too young to be a milf. let's go over where milf-dom reared it's head: stifler's mom was the original milf, correct? the buds of her 18-year-old son called her a milf.

ergo, said milf must have at least one teenager. so ideally, for most folks this side of white trash, a milf refers to a woman over 40, in my mind.

ho[efully that clears it up for the many fools on this board. i mean, i love most of you, but c'mon. motherhood alone does not qualify you for milf status.

agreed?

ijag and i haven't agreed on much for a while, but i do believe we're on the same page here.

 

[qtlaw]

Rewatching "Superbad" recently and early on Jonah Hill's mom comes out to talk to him and his buddy (Jon Cera?) and Cera's oggling her as she bends over. That's the essence of MILF.

 

[qtlaw]

sheesh, folks, 33 is too young to be a milf. let's go over where milf-dom reared it's head: stifler's mom was the original milf, correct? the buds of her 18-year-old son called her a milf.

ergo, said milf must have at least one teenager. so ideally, for most folks this side of white trash, a milf refers to a woman over 40, in my mind.

ho[efully that clears it up for the many fools on this board. i mean, i love most of you, but c'mon. motherhood alone does not qualify you for milf status.

agreed?

ijag and i haven't agreed on much for a while, but i do believe we're on the same page here.

When I was a young laddie in the 70's, there were many MILFs who were under 40, closer to 35.

 

[JackReacher]

Yes.

It's called a MILF.

Most people associate the first MILF reference with American Pie, but my friends and I were using that way before then. I remember watching that movie and knowing exactly what the guy was talking about.

Did anyone else use that term before American Pie came out?

IJAG...technically, you're right, based on the first few uses of the term (AP and Stacy's mom), but when you spell it out, it can be defined regardless of age.

Really, it's a win-win.

 

[93Devil]

THIRTY-THREE-YEAR-OLDS ARE NOT MILFS.

for god's sake.

****, that's almost a grandmother in some parts.

 

[shockey]

okay, as a teenager in the '70's, my first girlfriend had a mom who qualified for milf status among my buds. i'd say she was 37. so i can grant milf status to moms 35 and older -- but they must have a teenaged child.

motherdom alone does not qualify someone to be a milf. you must be lusted after by her son's/daughter's teenaged friends.

yup, the mom in "superbad" is a great example.

 

[imjustagirl]

motherdom alone does not qualify someone to be a milf. you must be lusted after by your son/daughter's teenaged friends.

That's the essence right there.

Well done, shockster.

 

[shockey]

motherdom alone does not qualify someone to be a milf. you must be lusted after by your son/daughter's teenaged friends.

That's the essence right there.

Well done, shockster.

why, thank you, ijag. sometimes i need a couple of cracks at it to zero in on the nut graph.

 

[imjustagirl]

You were dead on in the first post too. But that one was so concise.

And just for you:

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

[BYH]

TWILF?

Not amused:

Awesome.

And has anyone ever aged as fast as Melissa Joan Hart? She aged in dog years, I swear. She went from Clarissa to being a 30-year-old Sabrina to being an overfed suburban mom in like three years.

 

[shockey]

You were dead on in the first post too. But that one was so concise.

And just for you:

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* ;D ;D ;D ;D

you're too kind. 8) 8)