Megan Fox must hate kittens

[Inky_Wretch]

this just made me throw something at the TV, which is airing 90210.

****ing Brian Austin Green.

So, he's had Vanessa Marcil (sp?), Tiffani Theissen (sp?) and her?

Don't care if he's been on TV; that's outkicking your coverage to the extreme.

Yeah, but he's still no John Mayer.

 

[NDub]

Can't blame too many women for having CT with shorts like that on. And I know exactly what I'd do with that CT.

 

[Rumpleforeskin]

Can't blame too many women for having CT with shorts like that on. And I know exactly what I'd do with that CT.

What would you do?

 

[Angola!]

I would wreck that chick.

I concur.

 

[DemoChristian]

Can't blame too many women for having CT with shorts like that on. And I know exactly what I'd do with that CT.

Oh, there's no blame. It's more appreciation than anything.

 

[Chef]

I am large.

She is not.

If given the opportunity, I would **** the stuffing out of her.

 

[BYH]

I am large.

She is not.

If given the opportunity, I would **** the stuffing out of her.

I think your true calling is not as a surgeon but as a greeting card writer, Chef.

 

[Chef]

I am large.

She is not.

If given the opportunity, I would **** the stuffing out of her.

I think your true calling is not as a surgeon but as a greeting card writer, Chef.

Hallmark has nothing on Ye Olde Chef.

 

[BYH]

I am large.

She is not.

If given the opportunity, I would **** the stuffing out of her.

I think your true calling is not as a surgeon but as a greeting card writer, Chef.

Hallmark has nothing on Ye Olde Chef.

I hope you make your own cards for your wife.

Hell I hope you make YOUR own cards for Father's Day and the like, and give them to your wife to sign.

Front: HAPPY FATHER'S DAY TO THE GREATEST DAD AND HUSBAND IN THE WORLD

Inside left: I don't need a Sunday in June to remind me how wonderful and important you are to me and our son...

Inside right: ...but for one day a year, at least, I can bring you breakfast in bed and suck your **** as you watch the Royals game.

Love, Mrs. Chef

 

[Chef]

I am large.

She is not.

If given the opportunity, I would **** the stuffing out of her.

I think your true calling is not as a surgeon but as a greeting card writer, Chef.

Hallmark has nothing on Ye Olde Chef.

I hope you make your own cards for your wife.

Hell I hope you make YOUR own cards for Father's Day and the like, and give them to your wife to sign.

Front: HAPPY FATHER'S DAY TO THE GREATEST DAD AND HUSBAND IN THE WORLD

Inside left: I don't need a Sunday in June to remind me how wonderful and important you are to me and our son...

Inside right: ...but for one day a year, at least, I can bring you breakfast in bed and suck your **** as you watch the Royals game.

Love, Mrs. Chef

I was thinking of a more intimate setting on the front, of a flower garden that says......

(Ahem)

"Roses are red........violets are blue"

(Open card to inside)

"Now go drop the kid off at my parents, so we can go screw"

 

[BYH]

I am large.

She is not.

If given the opportunity, I would **** the stuffing out of her.

I think your true calling is not as a surgeon but as a greeting card writer, Chef.

Hallmark has nothing on Ye Olde Chef.

I hope you make your own cards for your wife.

Hell I hope you make YOUR own cards for Father's Day and the like, and give them to your wife to sign.

Front: HAPPY FATHER'S DAY TO THE GREATEST DAD AND HUSBAND IN THE WORLD

Inside left: I don't need a Sunday in June to remind me how wonderful and important you are to me and our son...

Inside right: ...but for one day a year, at least, I can bring you breakfast in bed and suck your **** as you watch the Royals game.

Love, Mrs. Chef

I was thinking of a more intimate setting on the front, of a flower garden that says......

(Ahem)

"Roses are red........violets are blue"

(Open card to inside)

"Now go drop the kid off at my parents, so we can go screw"

"Mommy why did Daddy tell you to pick up pop rocks? And why are you driving 100 mph to grandma's?"

 

[schiezainc]

First off, those pictures are MEH at best. She looked much much hotter in Transformers IMHO.

As for the above greeting card suggestions, how's this......

Front of card: "Roses are red, Violets are blue."

Inside of card: "So let's be patriotic and paint that face white."

 

[BYH]

First off, those pictures are MEH at best. She looked much much hotter in Transformers IMHO.

MEH at best?

Let's get you to the ER for an eye exam, stat. [/cross-threading]

 

[schiezainc]

First off, those pictures are MEH at best. She looked much much hotter in Transformers IMHO.

MEH at best?

Let's get you to the ER for an eye exam, stat. [/cross-threading]

Nicely done. I'm not saying she wasn't hot, I'm just saying the pictures didn't really do it for me. Picture 2 looks like a body suit. Maybe it is. I don't know.

I'd still break that chick though.