Maurice Clarett... wait it gets better

[Freelance Hack]

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2553084

Apparently dude was being financed by an Israeli mafioso and the guns that were on him last week were for "protection."

 

[Flying Headbutt]

Does this guy live more than another year?

 

[Oz]

Does this guy live more than another year?

Yes, if only because he's going to jail soon and won't be let out in public, vices nearby.

 

[beefncheddar]

Saw ESPN's headline and thought you couldn't come up with anything more outlandish if you put a bunch of words in a hat and pulled them out one by one.

 

[zimbabwe]

As a Jew, I must say it is nice to see my people getting along with African Americans.

 

[farmerjerome]

His lawyer's name is Mango?


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA




Ha.

 

[slappy4428]

Bu.. bu... but.... no one can resist MANGO...

 

[Starman]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/JStarStar/bull****.jpg

 

[Ben Bernanke]

Could we have the winner of the Johnnie Cochran/OJ Simpson creative fiction award for 2006?

 

[alleyallen]

Was this Clarett story pulled directly from the SportsJournalists.com 2006 Summer Novel?

 

[Armchair_QB]

Is his lawyer's name Terry Haute?

 

[Pastor]

Maybe he was trying to get undercover and infiltrate some American Hezbollah groups for the Israeli mob.

 

[alleyallen]

Maybe he was trying to get undercover and infiltrate some American Hezbollah groups for the Israeli mob.

He should have gone to Detroit, instead. Apparently terror groups LOVE Detroit.

 

[Pastor]

Maybe he was trying to get undercover and infiltrate some American Hezbollah groups for the Israeli mob.

He should have gone to Detroit, instead. Apparently terror groups LOVE Detroit.

That's where he was going. He just had to make a few stops at several different Wal-Marts.