Little jailhouses for you and me

[TheSportsPredictor]

BLOOMINGTON, Ind. — Arrest warrants have been issued for singer John Mellencamp's two adult sons, one an amateur boxing champion, accused of beating a man so badly that he might need plastic surgery.

Monroe County prosecutors filed felony battery charges Monday against Speck Mellencamp, 18, and Hud Mellencamp, 19, in connection with a late July fight.

Ain't that America!

http://www.usatoday.com/story/life/people/2013/08/15/john-mellencamp-sons-battery/2662531/

 

[BYH]

Here's a little ditty, about Speck and Hud.

 

[old_tony]

What chance do you have in life when your name is Speck?

 

[PCLoadLetter]

He named his kid after Pee Wee Herman's dog?

 

[Songbird]

Little Pink Hoosegow for you and me!

 

[BYH]

What chance do you have in life when your name is Speck?

"Don't call him Little Pecker. The kids'll make fun of him."

 

[Double J]

Did the victim of the assault tell them to make it hurt so good?

 

[LongTimeListener]

Did the victim of the assault tell them to make it hurt so good?

Excellent.

I guess we know Speck and Hud weren't going up against Authority.

 

[Riptide]

Bummer. They weren't even done with the night.

 

[BYH]

"Don't worry, we're only going to beat you up until our Dad starts singing," Speck and Hud said as they put "I Need A Lover" on the turntable.

 

[Starman]

When they fight authority, authority always wins.

 

[Double J]

"One night, me with my big mouth, couple guys had to put me in my place," the victim told reporters about the attack, which he claimed happened outside the club Cherry Bomb.

 

[BYH]

Sources reported the victim refused to listen to the Mellencamps, who insisted he forget all that macho **** and learn how to play guitar.

 

[Double J]

The young men reportedly became enraged when the victim pointed at them and said, "I want you to dance naked. If you like, I'll join you."

 

[Tarheel316]

Little Pink Hoosegow for you and me!

Could they be sprung with a cherry bomb?

 

[Baron Scicluna]

Little diddy about Speck and Huuud.
Two American kids going up, in the hoosegow.
Hud is gonna be a boxing star
Speck is in the back with his guitar

Goin' to a party, at some guy's home
Speck is underage but drinkin' beer
His head gets hit by some unknown
Speck say hey Huddie
My drunken brain is out to Rome
Let's go back to that guy's house
'N kick his fat ass
Say a

Oh yeah, life goes on
Long after the butthurt of jail is gone
Oh yeah, life goes on
Long after dad's career is done

 

[Huggy]

In the joint these boys will learn to get a leg up.

 

[cyclingwriter]

No need to alter the lyrics from "I'm not running anymore"

Well I got two circus clowns here who like to fight
They got one black eye and a bloody nose
They are the hoodlums of my third wife
Whatever I say they will oppose

 

[Gator]

This, from the story, is awesome:

"In June, John Mellencamp appeared on the Late Show with David Letterman sporting a black eye.

When Letterman prodded him, John Mellencamp told him it came from his son Speck: 'My son and I had words, and he got a punch in and I didn't.'"

What a **** show of a family.

 

[nmmetsfan]

Speck = Sue