Let's help Jay with his book project

[SockPuppet]

Here's the scoop. Jay Mariotti announces plans to branch out:

Column writing has been a labor of love for 25 years, allowing me to see the world and cover some of the greatest athletes and events in sports. But it's time to step back from the daily sportswriting grind and focus on my other media ventures, including a book project.

Let's help Jay with some suggested titles/topics:

She Hits Like A Girl: The untold story of female on male violence.

Flip Floppers Through History: Men who felt very strongly both ways and had trouble making up their minds.

Size Doesn't Matter: How the "vertically challenged" have triumphed and made a difference.

 

[bumpy mcgee]

"The internet is the future, hence the reason I'm writing a book."

 

[SockPuppet]

That's the spirit. More, more.

 

[TheSportsPredictor]

How to Win Friends and Influence People: Revised, Updated, and Upgraded

 

[Armchair_QB]

The Wit and Wisdom of Ozzie Guillen

 

[Trey Beamon]

Maybe I Should've Eaten Dog Food: The Autobiography of Jay Mariotti

 

[Twoback]

That's the spirit. More, more.

I have to admit, Sock, the thread title alone made me laugh.

 

[Bubbler]

Terra Incognita: The Do's And Don'ts Of The Professional Locker Room

 

[HanSenSE]

If I Yell Even Louder on TV, Will You Still Love Me?

 

[poindexter]

"Give Me the Mousy Brown"

A guide for men in their 50's to help pick the silliest hair color possible.

 

[poindexter]

"The internet is the future, hence the reason I'm writing a book."

lol

What an ass this guy is.

 

[proudpittsburgher]

Nice strategy, get out of the public eye for a while, and maybe by the time the book comes out, people will forget about what I did. I concur, on the ass comment.

 

[Baron Scicluna]

"How to Write About A Team Without Entering the Locker Room"

or how about: "Crappy Journalism For Dummies, By a Dummy."

 

[slappy4428]

Labor of Love: Sticking up for your son, even if he's an asshole -- by Geno Mariotti. Foreword by Jay Mariotti.

 

[Small Town Guy]

If I Hit It

 

[poindexter]

"You'll Hear Me Talk More On TV in 2011 Than Jay"

-Roger Ebert

 

[Joe Williams]

"How to Write About A Team Without Entering the Locker Room"

or how about: "Crappy Journalism For Dummies, By a Dummy."

I was thinking, "Tales From the Clubhouse (That I Overheard In the Pressbox)"

 

[poindexter]

Jay Mariotti's Guide to Expanding Your Brand in the Internet Age

 

[PopeDirkBenedict]

If I Went Into the Locker Room: Confessions of The Press Box Jockey

Tony Reali: An Unauthorized Biography

Thursdays With Ozzie

Around The Horn Uncovered: Tips and Tricks for Victory on America's Favorite Game Show

***** Deserved It: Jay Mariotti's Guide to Modern Dating