Lenny Dykstra's stock tips

[goalmouth]

No longer content to (alledgedly) bet sports, Nails is now an equities analyst:

http://www.thestreet.com/s/dykstra-fedex-options-deliver/newsanalysis/options-news-update/10383256.html?puc=googlefi

I have little doubt this column is ghosted, unless Dykstra was in the habit of frequently using the word 'thereby' during his playing days.

 

[D.Sanchez]

I saw him on one of the FoxNews business shows about a year ago. His pick at the time (I'm not kidding) -- Anheuser Busch.

 

[buckweaver]

Nails has a car wash ("Team Dykstra Car Wash") about 5 miles from my apartment. Just sayin'.

 

[Sam Mills 51]

Apparently, Michael Jordan's PR team has moved on to other endeavors ...

 

[Mayfly]

Do I have to roid up to invest?

 

[spnited]

Apparently, Nails has made more money in the market than he ever made playing baseball (or lost playing poker)

 

[Mystery_Meat]

How does he perform next to John Bradshaw Layfield?

 

[BYH]

I would LOVE to read the unfiltered version.

Dudes, today ****ing take a look at ****ing Fed Ex. Not those ****ers at DHL, **** those dudes, they don't ****ing deliver the goods like ****ing Fed Ex. **** Kenny Lofton too. I should still be ****ing playing, dude. **** the Phillies. **** Terry Francona. **** Doug Glanville. **** everything that's not ****ing pinned down like Kevin ****ing Elster. ****. I've been ****ing on Fed Ex for a long ****ing time, dudes, but it's been too ****ing expensive hey look there's a birdie out there I need a ****ing smoke why are my ****ing nuts so ****ing small to ****ing buy big.

Fed Ex is ****ing worldwide mother****ers. It's ****ing loaded with money, dudes. It doesn't owe ****ers anything. Unlike me. ****.

Don't listen to the ****ing negativity, dudes, buy the ****ing stock. Remember when I ****ing took Dave Smith ****ing deep in the ****ing 1986 NLCS? That was pretty ****ing cool dude. Why is my ****ing mouth falling off? I need some ****ing chew.

Buy this ****ing stock you mother****ers. Then get your car washed at my ****ing place, dude. ****ers.

 

[zeke12]

I don't want tips from Lenny Dykstra on anything except:

1. How to dribble chew-juice on myself properly

B. The correct steroid dosage

III. How to nail Davey Johnson's hot-ass daughter and not spend the rest of my life in Tidewater.