Karma Police wanted, Starman division

[Idaho]

Someone just broke into my garage and stole some very vaulable items.

Starman, send your violent karma in that person's direction and smite them with a massive outbreak of herpes, hemeroids, boils and leprosy.

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

Move out of that crime-ridden pesthole immediately!
(Or, at least be out of the house when Starman comes through the ceiling.)

 

[Flash]

****ty luck. Sorry to hear it.

 

[Freelance Hack]

Idaho,

Sorry to hear that. Hope you and your family are safe, though. That's what most important.

 

[poindexter]

Did they steal one of your wives?

 

[Ace]

Sorry, Idaho. That's rough.

You really should keep your pot plants in the basement, though.

 

[OTD]

None of Spudette's birthday presents, I hope.

 

[sportschick]

Want me to stake out your garage with grandpa's shotgun? I've been practicing. :D

Seriously though, that really sucks Ides. Hope they didn't get anything irreplaceable.

 

[Captain_Kirk]

Someone just broke into my garage and stole some very vaulable items.

Starman, send your violent karma in that person's direction and smite them with a massive outbreak of herpes, hemeroids, boils and leprosy.

I don't think those are on Starman's list of services. Now, if you want electrocution, lethal injection, hanging, firing squad, death by gouging one's eyeballs out until all the body's blood drains through the hollow sockets, then I think you've got the right guy.

 

[Idaho]

Main thing was this

It's registered with the city and county and they are plugged in with all the local pawn shops. Serial number and photo ID are on record.

Cops have been called, have shown up and a report has been made. Last week, the neighbor's golf clubs were grabbed.

This'll learn me for leaving the garage door open when I'm in the house.

 

[sportschick]

I'd wish worse than herpes on the fool who stole my bike, dammit. I think the gouging out of eyeballs would be more along the lines of what should happen.

 

[Ashy Larry]

Did they steal one of your wives?

great post!   ;D

 

[The Big Ragu]

That just sucks. Sucks sucks sucks. Put a damper on my day.

 

[Ace]

Not your new bike. That's awful.

They should make a chip or something that you could put on it and track.

Sorry, Ides.

 

[JR]

Main thing was this

It's registered with the city and county and they are plugged in with all the local pawn shops. Serial number and photo ID are on record.

Cops have been called, have shown up and a report has been made. Last week, the neighbor's golf clubs were grabbed.

This'll learn me for leaving the garage door open when I'm in the house.

Is that your NEW bike?

 

[Idaho]

Yes, the bike that was about 4 weeks old. Maybe 150 miles on it is all at this point. It was there this morning and when I went out this afternoon to go for a ride, it was gone.
>:( >:( >:( >:(

I'm already posting alerts on the cycling boards in my area and checking out craigslist

 

[micropolitan guy]

Big meth problem in your area?

SOP for tweakers in my neck o' the woods, quick break-in or car clout for easily-fenced items like bikes, golf clubs, CDs, etc.

 

[Idaho]

the policeman said every pawn shop in the state is required to report any item pawned that has a serial number. if the owner of the item registered it, he gets it back pretty quickly and the thief is tracked down.