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http://www.comcast.net/articles/news-odd/20091008/US.Bad.Karaoke/

Now that's a tough crowd.
 
I think Bobby Valentine has finally found some hitters.

(Seriously, though, sounds like the woman will be OK.)
 
Seriously, nothing ruins a perfectly good bar quicker than the addition of a ****ing karaoke machine.

A bunch of drunk no-talent assclowns who can't sing wailing like a cats with their balls caught in a paper shredder and doing it through a sound system that goes to ****ing 11. Who the **** thought THAT was a good idea?
 
I applaud these women and think they should be awarded with medals in their community.
Hopefully they are available for every karaoke establishment because even on the Gong Show the gong wasn't enough sometimes.
 
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Armchair_QB said:
Seriously, nothing ruins a perfectly good bar quicker than the addition of a ****ing karaoke machine.

A bunch of drunk no-talent assclowns who can't sing wailing like a cats with their balls caught in a paper shredder and doing it through a sound system that goes to ****ing 11. Who the **** thought THAT was a good idea?

Word for ****ing word.

Although the Cheers episode where they get the karaoke machine was hilarious.
 
Huggy said:
Armchair_QB said:
Seriously, nothing ruins a perfectly good bar quicker than the addition of a ****ing karaoke machine.

A bunch of drunk no-talent assclowns who can't sing wailing like a cats with their balls caught in a paper shredder and doing it through a sound system that goes to ****ing 11. Who the **** thought THAT was a good idea?

Word for ****ing word.

Although the Cheers episode where they get the karaoke machine was hilarious.

I could not agree more. I bartended at a place that had karaoke for a while, it was freaking awfl. The same people doing the same crap every weekend.

Although, I did clear a bar once with my screaming version of Cum on Feel the Noize by Quiet Riot after a pitcher of beer or five. And I tipped the karaoke lady a dollar as I left after my friends dragged me out. Good times.

Karaoke singers and mimes deserve similar beatings routinely.
 
watching someone karaoke-mime to jello biafra doing "holiday in cambodia" would be pretty sweet.
 
Huggy said:
Armchair_QB said:
Seriously, nothing ruins a perfectly good bar quicker than the addition of a ****ing karaoke machine.

A bunch of drunk no-talent assclowns who can't sing wailing like a cats with their balls caught in a paper shredder and doing it through a sound system that goes to ****ing 11. Who the **** thought THAT was a good idea?

Word for ****ing word.

Although the Cheers episode where they get the karaoke machine was hilarious.
Lollipop, lollipop, oh lolly lollipop... Lollipop, lollipop, oh lolly lollipop... Lollipop, lollipop, oh lolly lollipop... Lollipop, lollipop, oh lolly lollipop... Lollipop, lollipop, oh lolly lollipop... Lollipop, lollipop, oh lolly lollipop... Lollipop, lollipop, oh lolly lollipop... Lollipop, lollipop, oh lolly lollipop... Lollipop, lollipop, oh lolly lollipop... Lollipop, lollipop, oh lolly lollipop... Lollipop, lollipop, oh lolly lollipop...
 
This never would have happened if she'd just done Delta Dawn.
 
The song title means "I Ask of God."

I was betting on Benatar's Hit Me With Your Best Shot.
 
Only time I ever sang Karaoke was after working at the bar all day after a Michigan-Ohio State game.
My choice of song could have been better, but I was well lubed.
Personally, I didnt see anything wrong with The Rodeo Song, but others had an issue...
 
slappy4428 said:
Only time I ever sang Karaoke was after working at the bar all day after a Michigan-Ohio State game.
My choice of song could have been better, but I was well lubed.
Personally, I didnt see anything wrong with The Rodeo Song, but others had an issue...

Hey, if it's 40 below and you got a heater in the truck and you don't give a ****....

I'd rather hear that than some drunk trying to sing "Me And Bobby McGee". No, *****, you aren't Janis Joplin.
 
Huggy said:
slappy4428 said:
Only time I ever sang Karaoke was after working at the bar all day after a Michigan-Ohio State game.
My choice of song could have been better, but I was well lubed.
Personally, I didnt see anything wrong with The Rodeo Song, but others had an issue...

Hey, if it's 40 below and you got a heater in the truck and you don't give a ****....

I'd rather hear that than some drunk trying to sing "Me And Bobby McGee". No, *****, you aren't Janis Joplin.

Or Jackie Jomp-Jomp! :D
 
Huggy said:
slappy4428 said:
Only time I ever sang Karaoke was after working at the bar all day after a Michigan-Ohio State game.
My choice of song could have been better, but I was well lubed.
Personally, I didnt see anything wrong with The Rodeo Song, but others had an issue...

Hey, if it's 40 below and you got a heater in the truck and you don't give a ****....

I'd rather hear that than some drunk trying to sing "Me And Bobby McGee". No, *****, you aren't Janis Joplin.

Hey - if Johnny wants to keep his pecker in his hand who are we to say he can't?
 

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