Just thought I'd share this from CNN.com

[markvid]

These two headlines next to each other.
If this was done intentionally, bravo.

# Paris Hilton: I'm going celibate
# Thar she blows! Rare albino whale surfaces

 

[Ace]

Technically, they aren't mutually exclusive. Just ask Bill Clinton.

 

[Football_Bat]

Were they still doing Watergate jokes in 1982?

Just asking.

 

[Ace]

Were they still doing Watergate jokes in 1982?

Just asking.

Preemptive strike, batty.