Joyce DeWitt arrested for DWI

[BYH]

Jenilee Harrison is available for interviews.

 

[The Big Ragu]

So is Priscilla Barnes.

 

[bigpern23]

So is Priscilla Barnes.

She'll even read your palms topless.

 

[dooley_womack1]

Dammit, Janet.


Oops, wrong 1970s landmark.

There's never been a dammit, Janet hasn't seen...

I was referring to Rocky Horror

 

[Bubbler]

She certainly couldn't have gotten a ride home with Larry. He would have expected, ahem, compensation.

Awesome!

Joyce DeWitt, Ball State grad. BSU represent!

Did she ever date an overweight, egotistical sportswriter?

i.e. you?

"This BYH thinks he's funny. I'll tell you what's funny ... Helen's voracious appetite for my limp ****."

 

[Bubbler]

"21 and Boom are a couple? A COUPLE! Two men together in my building!"

(Ah yes. So many SJ Three's Company-style dopey confusion plot twists to plunder, so little time)

 

[Blitz]

"A telephone listing was not immediately available for Ms. DeWitt??????"

Odd way to explain the fact that she gave no comment.

 

[Chef]

She certainly couldn't have gotten a ride home with Larry. He would have expected, ahem, compensation.

Awesome!

Joyce DeWitt, Ball State grad. BSU represent!

Did she ever date an overweight, egotistical sportswriter?

i.e. you?

"This BYH thinks he's funny. I'll tell you what's funny ... Helen's voracious appetite for my limp ****."

"You're right Stanley.........They should call you boys The 8-second gang"

 

[Huggy]

This could be the greatest thread ever.

I always had a thing for Joyce DeWitt, must have been that football jersey thing she paraded around in on the show.

Story said she was nailed Sunday afternoon. Christ, had she been drinking for a week? Yikes!

 

[poindexter]

"My heart stopped for a second when I saw this thread."

 

[Dirk Legume]

Come and knock on my door.

I've been drinking since noon.

Where the brewskis are mine, yes mine all mine.

Oh, crap, I've blown a point two.

 

[zagoshe]

that mug shot!

oh. my. effin'. gawd!

This show was popular when I was young - I wasn't allowed to watch it but I'd sneak it when I could because, well I had a thing for both Janet Wood and Chrissy Snow.

After looking at this mug shot, my hopes and dreams and fantasies as a young boy have all been crushed - I have nothing left to believe in!!!!!

 

[Sea Bass]

Anybody got updated pics of Lawna or Greedy Gretchen?

 

[Some Guy]

OK. Just to be fair. She does have a horrified look on her face in the photo and she was obviously drunk when picked up. But the woman is 60. All told, she has aged fairly well, don't you think?

I'm still not coming to knock on her door anytime soon, if you catch my drift.

 

[Bad Guy Zero]

This could be the greatest thread ever.

I always had a thing for Joyce DeWitt, must have been that football jersey thing she paraded around in on the show.

Story said she was nailed Sunday afternoon. Christ, had she been drinking for a week? Yikes!

She was getting hammered for Jesus 'cause he got nailed for her!

 

[Bob Cook]

Joyce DeWitt's career has gone so downhill, the Indy 500 doesn't even invite her to the parade anymore.

 

[outofplace]

She certainly couldn't have gotten a ride home with Larry. He would have expected, ahem, compensation.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51uDaGu2-PL._SL500_AA240_.jpg

I did a search on Larry Dallas and this is what I found. WTF?

 

[Trouser_Buddah]

Dammit, Janet.


Oops, wrong 1970s landmark.

There's never been a dammit, Janet hasn't seen...

I was referring to Rocky Horror

And I played off your reference to make another.

 

[Bubbler]

Joyce DeWitt's career has gone so downhill, the Indy 500 doesn't even invite her to the parade anymore.

That is very, very sad state of affairs.

One of the greatest pieces of comedy I own is the 1988 (or 1989, I forget) Indianapolis 500 yearbook. In it, there's a three-page or so spread devoted to Tim Considine, who was the Grand Marshall, or whatever the ****, that year for the 500.

The article brown bunnies him throughout, treating him like he's the greatest celebrity of all-time. It's complete with pictures, etc., showing how "cool" it was for the 500 to be associated with Considine.

Who was Tim Considine? One of the sons from My Three Sons. A show that had aired 25 years before that race.

The 500 has always been completely retarded when it comes to what "celebrities" it holds dear, especially in comparison to that famous horse race 100 miles to the south.

 

[imjustagirl]

"My heart stopped for a second when I saw this thread."

****, I laughed. I couldn't help it. I'm sorry.