John Gruden's Penis

[Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L)]

Has it's own Twitter account

http://twitter.com/GrudensPenis

 

[Care Bear]

This is beautiful...

Better pocket presence -- Tom Brady, Drew Brees, or me?
about 23 hours ago from web

Charlie Weis' penis talked to me about Notre Dame, but was muffled by Weis' belly. He's the only penis working in tighter quarters than me.
4:43 PM Nov 30th from web

Jon was just commenting on this park's beautiful landscaping. I wish he'd give me a trim. I look like an ungroomed Snuffleupagus.
9:20 AM Nov 30th from web

I absolutely LOVE the New Orleans Saints in this game. I'm not just positive about them winning, I'm cocksure!
12:34 PM Nov 28th from web

 

[Mystery Meat II]

This is utterly reprehensible and beyond contempt. You should be utterly ashamed of yourself.

It's Jon. No H.

Jeez.

 

[dooley_womack1]

Let's not **** around with threads like this

 

[dreunc1542]

I really don't know why I clicked on this thread, but I did.

 

[Mystery Meat II]

 

[DanOregon]

This is an OUT STANDING pair of boxer briefs. Gives me some room to breath, but gives me the support I need.

Who cares when he sets his alarm, I wake up a minute before he does. Rise and SHINE BOY!!!

 

[Care Bear]

You have to get up pretty early in the morning to outfox Jon Gruden. Luckily for me, I wake up 30 minutes before Jon every damn day.
10:05 AM Nov 27th from web

My favorite:

Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday, because it's the kind of party where Jon can put me in the mashed potatoes.
9:24 AM Nov 26th from web

 

[DanOregon]

If you thought Al Davis looked old and wrinkly....

 

[Care Bear]

If you thought Al Davis looked old and wrinkly....

His penis needs a twitter account. I have the next 24 hours now mapped out...

 

[Sam Mills 51]

Sean Salisbury is really jealous now ...

 

[YGBFKM]

Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday, because it's the kind of party where Jon can put me in the mashed potatoes.

Awesome.

 

[Bubbler]

Seen it ... doesn't need to read it.

 

[outofplace]

 

[Double J]

This is great comedy. I like this entry, of the ones that haven't been mentioned yet:

If you get an e-mail that reads, "Jon Gruden's Penis is following you," don't panic. If I'm coming at you from behind, you'll know it.

 

[DanOregon]

Will Jon Gruden issue a statement saying it's not really his penis tweeting? That he has no connection to his penis, that the tweeting penis in no way reflects his own opinion. That his penis has a mind of its own?

 

[TigerVols]

Now didn't we settle this last week: Jon Gruden's Penis is actually Whitlock?

 

[dooley_womack1]

Yeah, but does Jon Gruden's penis have its own coffee cup?[/gradysizemore]

 

[Trey Beamon]

Gruden's penis has a boner for every player, coach and assistant in the NFL.

 

[Care Bear]

Gruden's penis has a boner for every player, coach and assistant in the NFL.

Now that is funny.