Joanie loves coochie

[TheSportsPredictor]

http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/erin-moran-lesbian-shocker

ERIN MORAN is ready to dump her husband to become a lesbian – that’s the latest shocking claim about the former “Happy Days” cutie, whose once-glam­orous life has seemingly crumbled into a seedy quagmire of heavy boozing and cheap hotels, say sources.

Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!

 

[lesboulez]

jodie foster says 'so what'

 

[PCLoadLetter]

TSP -- you posted this solely so you could use the "Joanie Loves Coochie" line, right?

 

[Lugnuts]

And it's a damn good one. Headline of the year / #POY13 candidate.

 

[Songbird]

And the foul for thread title. That is funny.

 

[TheSportsPredictor]

TSP -- you posted this solely so you could use the "Joanie Loves Coochie" line, right?

Can you blame me?

 

[waterytart]

TSP -- you posted this solely so you could use the "Joanie Loves Coochie" line, right?

Can you blame me?

Sometimes they just fall in your lap. So to speak.

 

[HanSenSE]

And it's a damn good one. Headline of the year / #POY13 candidate.

Definitely the clubhouse leader.

 

[Steak Snabler]

Erin Moran has entered what Bill Simmons dubbed the "Tyson Zone," where nothing she could possibly do would be shocking.

And yeah, big ups for the thread title.

 

[Boom_70]

This has to be an example of a lifestyle choice.

 

[Care Bear]

This has to be an example of a lifestyle choice.

Ha!

And, yes, the headline is awesome.

 

[TigerVols]

Waaay back in the pre-Internet days a tabloid editor called me up and said, "I hear that Erin's gone missing. I want you to go find her...we hear she's in Hawai'i..." so I hopped a plane to Hawai'i while the company's PI did his work.

After hanging out in Honolulu a couple of days they called me back and gave me an address for Erin in Maui...went over there, went to her door. Knock, knock. A 20-something woman comes to the door. "Is Erin home?" I ask this 300 pound, Hawai'ian girl.

"I'm Erin..."

Called my editor, told her they had the wrong editor. EDitor told me to stay a couple of more days as my reward and then file memo that she never came home to the house.

I'll always thank Erin for my week-long, free Hawai'i vacation!

 

[Tarheel316]

Waaay back in the pre-Internet days a tabloid editor called me up and said, "I hear that Erin's gone missing. I want you to go find her...we hear she's in Hawai'i..." so I hopped a plane to Hawai'i while the company's PI did his work.

After hanging out in Honolulu a couple of days they called me back and gave me an address for Erin in Maui...went over there, went to her door. Knock, knock. A 20-something woman comes to the door. "Is Erin home?" I ask this 300 pound, Hawai'ian girl.

"I'm Erin..."

Called my editor, told her they had the wrong editor. EDitor told me to stay a couple of more days as my reward and then file memo that she never came home to the house.

I'll always thank Erin for my week-long, free Hawai'i vacation!

Funny story but you forgot the blue font.

 

[Brian]

There's a Pinky Tuscadero joke to be had somewhere out of this.

 

[Starman]

Erin Moran was inspired by Manti Te'o.

 

[Versatile]

TSP -- you posted this solely so you could use the "Joanie Loves Coochie" line, right?

Can you blame me?

It's terrific. I mean, it's obvious. But it's terrific. Really great work. So many people swing and miss on the easiest pitches.

 

[Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!]

So she jumped the Tuna?

 

[Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!]

Who knew she was this affected by the sudden disappearance of Chuck?

 

[Uncle.Ruckus]

This is up there for best Ess Jay headlines I've seen.

 

[Versatile]

We need to have a Best thread title award next year. I'm axing Best Canadian. Screw Canada.