Jessica Simpson: QB killer

[DanOregon]

The Cowboys will not win another game as long as that chick is around. I advise some intrepid Cowboy fans to pull a Celtic Pride/Saving Silverman type job on Simpson to keep the team and the qb focused.

This is a romantic comedy waiting to be written. Pop star and qb hook up and team goes south. Fans and teammates try setting the qb up with a wide variety of hookers, maybe even a Wiccan handbook in his car and mass quantities of drugs, kinky leather apparel etc. in hopes of turning off the hardcore Christian chick. In truth, she admits to a friend, she doesn't care about the guy at all. She's in the relationship for publicity and to get her daddy (a big Cowboys fan) kick-ass tickets. It's not like she can do drugs and get arrested to get attention. In the end, the pop star gets the attention she needed and gets a role in some TV show leaving the qb on the eve of their first playoff game.

 

[Tom Petty]

The Cowboys will not win another game as long as that chick is around.




good.

 

[PhantomPunch]

Oh, bull****. The Cowboys will win again next week. They're pretty damn good.

 

[budcrew08]

Line of the day from Joe Buck went something like 'Tony Romo's proving it is really hard to play well in front of your girlfriend.'

Something like that.

 

[heyabbott]

Line of the day from Joe Buck went something like 'Tony Romo's proving it is really hard to play well in front of your girlfriend.'

Something like that.

I can't remember the exact quote but it he said that there's no way should she would have gone out with him 2 years ago.

 

[Shropshire Slasher]

Um, maybe having his thumb bunged up had more to do with his lousy performance than some bimbo he's tagging — for the second time, I might add.

It didn't help either that Gurode got hurt and the backup that came in was a freaking matador.

 

[Football_Bat]

Great, the Cowboy Nation goes from Tuna one year to ****ing Chicken of the Sea the next. So to speak.

 

[printdust]

The Cowboys will not win another game as long as that chick is around. I advise some intrepid Cowboy fans to pull a Celtic Pride/Saving Silverman type job on Simpson to keep the team and the qb focused.

This is a romantic comedy waiting to be written. Pop star and qb hook up and team goes south. Fans and teammates try setting the qb up with a wide variety of hookers, maybe even a Wiccan handbook in his car and mass quantities of drugs, kinky leather apparel etc. in hopes of turning off the hardcore Christian chick. In truth, she admits to a friend, she doesn't care about the guy at all. She's in the relationship for publicity and to get her daddy (a big Cowboys fan) kick-ass tickets. It's not like she can do drugs and get arrested to get attention. In the end, the pop star gets the attention she needed and gets a role in some TV show leaving the qb on the eve of their first playoff game.

Don't blame Jessica. Blame Romo. He couldn't handle his **** when Carrie Idol was in the house last Christmas - against the Eags, no less.

 

[Cansportschick]

QB Killer? Why don't you call you a Career Killer? Every man that has dated her has ended up sucking in their career post-Chicken of the Sea gal.

The worst part. She is as dumb as dumb gets.

 

[Pancamo]

QB Killer? Why don't you call you a Career Killer? Every man that has dated her has ended up sucking in their career post-Chicken of the Sea gal.

The worst part. She is as dumb as dumb gets.

Lachey did ok with his last album but I guess he did more than just date her.

 

[Cansportschick]

QB Killer? Why don't you call you a Career Killer? Every man that has dated her has ended up sucking in their career post-Chicken of the Sea gal.

The worst part. She is as dumb as dumb gets.

Lachey did ok with his last album but I guess he did more than just date her.

Simpson gets no credit for that. Vanessa Manillo (sp) does...

 

[mike311gd]

I'm not too crazy about my career right now, so bring on Jessica. I'm willing to take one -- maybe two -- for the team.

 

[Batman]

Um, maybe having his thumb bunged up had more to do with his lousy performance than some bimbo he's tagging — for the second time, I might add.

It didn't help either that Gurode got hurt and the backup that came in was a freaking matador.

Didn't know Jessica Simpson was into that kind of thing. Kinky. :D

 

[LiveStrong]

Women weaken legs [/mick]

 

[imjustagirl2]

I'll save him from her then. :)

 

[Captain_Kirk]

It was the pink t-shirt that brought the bad karma.

A regular Cowboys 9 jersey and they would have won.

Well that, and if the entire Eagles secondary had missed the flight to Dallas.

 

[wickedwritah]

I'm not too crazy about my career right now, so bring on Jessica. I'm willing to kill one kitten -- maybe two -- for the team.

 

[mike311gd]

I'm not too crazy about my career right now, so bring on Jessica. I'm willing to kill one kitten -- maybe two -- for the team.

I'm not afraid to do that, either.

 

[da man]

Um, maybe having his thumb bunged up had more to do with his lousy performance than some bimbo he's tagging — for the second time, I might add.

It didn't help either that Gurode got hurt and the backup that came in was a freaking matador.

Sorry, Romo was playing like crap long before he got hurt. The thumb happened in the third quarter and he was 5-of-17 at halftime with no completions to his wide receivers.

 

[Claws for Concern]

Can Jessica flirt with Favre, too?