Jean-Claude Van Damme to fight in China

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He's 50, fighting a 34-year-old guy in the K1.
Maybe he can fight Herschel Walker next.
 
This guy can't wait...

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Not mentioned in the article is the fact that Somluck Kansing paralyzed Van Damme's brother in a brutal bout in Thailand and later raped his girlfriend. This thing is personal, man. They're going to wear gloves covered in glass and fight in diapers.
 
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After he gets tired in the fight, his identical twin, that JCVD did not know existed, will come in to assist in the victory.
 
John said:
Mizzougrad96 said:
This guy can't wait...

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Thank you for that.

Brick no hit back.
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You break my record, now I break you.

The real question is, should JCVD land a shot, will his opponent not attack for the next 20 seconds to allow the extended "Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!" to play out with appropriate cinematic drama? Somehow, I think not.
 
JCVD has been training in an underground Los Angeles pit fighting circuit. He's ready.
And if he loses, he can always go back in time to change the outcome.
 
I would pay serious $$$$ to watch Doyel fight JCVD. My money would be on Gregg, since JCVD is about 5-foot-4.
 
doubledown68 said:
John said:
Mizzougrad96 said:
This guy can't wait...

bloodsport8.jpg
Click to expand...

Thank you for that.

Brick no hit back.
Click to expand...

You break my record, now I break you.

The real question is, should JCVD land a shot, will his opponent not attack for the next 20 seconds to allow the extended "Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!" to play out with appropriate cinematic drama? Somehow, I think not.
Click to expand...

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