JDV - Your country needs your help

[Inky_Wretch]

JDV, since you are super fit, a super genius and have experience playing rugby, could you please help the USA Eagles?

They've lost two matches in the Rugby World Cup. Sure, losing to England was expected, and they played closer than many thought they would. But today's 25-15 loss to Tonga is unacceptable.

You, JDV, can change all that. You can lead the US to rugby greatness ... or, at least, rugby better than averageness.

Help us JDV, you're our only rugby hope.

 

[friend of a friend]

We need a super-cool playa.

 

[Diabeetus]

A lady killa!

 

[andyouare?]

He's a sick ruby player with drop kicks that are off the chain!

 

[Inky_Wretch]

Easy now, I'm not asking JDV to play. I'm asking him to coach or consult or be a talent scout. Something, anything to help USA Rugby.

 

[friend of a friend]

Whatever

 

[Huggy]

Scoreboard!

 

[Ace]

Isn't that rugby tournament overseas? Could we take up an SportsJournalists.com collection and send JDV? We may only have enough money for a one-way ticket, though.

 

[Platyrhynchos]

Easy now, I'm not asking JDV to play. I'm asking him to coach or consult or be a talent scout. Something, anything to help USA Rugby.

How about train them and supply them with all the HGH they need?

 

[poindexter]

He's super awesome... Just ask those intramural football players whose ass he kicked in football back in the day.

 

[Webster]

ABS + SCRUMS = TRIES

 

[poindexter]

Isn't that rugby tournament overseas? Could we take up an SportsJournalists.com collection and send JDV? We may only have enough money for a one-way ticket, though.

He can drive his custom Benzo there.

 

[Lester Bangs]

For anybody wondering why this guy comes here to get jerked off, please remember this thread.

 

[friend of a friend]

Hater

 

[zeke12]

For anybody wondering why this guy comes here to get jerked off, please remember this thread.

A guy can get jerked off around here?

Who knew?

 

[Big Buckin' agate_monkey]

For anybody wondering why this guy comes here to get jerked off, please remember this thread.

A guy can get jerked off around here?

Who knew?

That must be one of those "members only" features.

 

[poindexter]

For anybody wondering why this guy comes here to get jerked off, please remember this thread.

A guy can get jerked off around here?

Who knew?

It's Dooley's week to do it.

 

[John D. Villarreal]

Easy now, I'm not asking JDV to play. I'm asking him to coach or consult or be a talent scout. Something, anything to help USA Rugby.

Hey Inky,

Funny thread. Sure, if USA Rugby called/emailed me I would be happy to help. I would ifnd time somewhere to help out as a former Rugby dude.

Let me know,

JDV

 

[Inky_Wretch]

Dude, USA Rugby shouldn't have to hunt you down. You should be banging on their door demanding to be let in.

I'm serious here. I want the Eagles to get better. Will you please help them?

 

[spnited]

For anybody wondering why this guy comes here to get jerked off, please remember this thread.

A guy can get jerked off around here?

Who knew?

Geez, Zeke, haven't you been using all your membership privileges?