Jackass 2

[Inky_Wretch]

I caught part of a preview on the Comedy Channel, from the clues they were giving I think Dunn drinks horse semen in this one.

 

[Gutter]

Last I heard Don Vito was in jail in Colorado for allegedly groping some teenager.

Funniest thing about him is the subtles they have to put underneath when he's talking.

 

[Mizzougrad96]

I caught part of a preview on the Comedy Channel, from the clues they were giving I think Dunn drinks horse semen in this one.

He does. Supposedly he then turns to the camera and says, "Well, at least this means I won't have to do a stunt where I could get hurt..."

Interesting logic...

 

[BYH]

I wanted to hate the first Jackass. I really, really did.

And then I watched it, and my sides just about split. I'm sorry, I know it's awful, but holy crap, was that funny. And the trailers for the sequel look hilarious.

I'm in the same boat as Mizzou, I'll probably have to see this by myself because my wife will never go for it. But I will.

 

[HejiraHenry]

I can probably wait until it turns up at 1 a.m. on Comedy Central.

That said, I have rarely laughed harder than I laughed at the first one, especially when they shot the fireworks out of their asses. It was late one Saturday night at work and somebody from circulation -- way down the other end of the building -- came down to see what on earth I was laughing at.

 

[Norman Stansfield]

Last I heard Don Vito was in jail in Colorado for allegedly groping some teenager.

I bet she was a "nice girl."

She must not have been...

http://www.examiner.com/a-238173~Vincent_Margera_Posts_Bond_in_Colorado.html

 

[Jones]

I saw Jackass on my wedding day with my brother and my best man. My wife's getting all pretty, and I'm laughing my ass off at some dude eating pee-cones. Movie finished at three, was married by half-past four. Quite the day.

Jackass 2, coming right up... And I can tell you with some authority, it's nearly four years since the first one. Too long. Glad Knoxville finally decided he wasn't a movie star.

 

[Norman Stansfield]

Good God, pee cones...

I've tried to erase that image from my head...

:-X

 

[Chef]

Snorting Japanese saki was one of the most insane things I have ever witnessed on TV.

 

[zimbabwe]

More soft-core gay porn?

Pass.

 

[Mizzougrad96]

Snorting Japanese saki was one of the most insane things I have ever witnessed on TV.

I think you mean Wasabi... and I agree...

 

[Shaggy]

I won't miss it. I'm taking the wife tomorrow night, and I can't ****ing wait.

I think the golf course airhorns were ****ing fantastic. "Bursitis? So you have to blow a horn?"

"It helps."

Not only is Knoxville lacking common sense, he always says the right thing in the right situation. It's great. Great great stuff.

 

[Tommy_Dreamer]

I can probably wait until it turns up at 1 a.m. on Comedy Central.

That said, I have rarely laughed harder than I laughed at the first one, especially when they shot the fireworks out of their asses. It was late one Saturday night at work and somebody from circulation -- way down the other end of the building -- came down to see what on earth I was laughing at.

Wow, someone from circulation was in the building that late? Now that's funny!

That being said, I eagerly await Jackass 2 tomorrow. I'll watch that in the afternoon and then go to a concert at night. It will be good.

And for those wondering, yes Don Vito is in the movie and yes Party Boy skits abound. Can't wait!

 

[Trey Beamon]

I won't miss it. I'm taking the wife tomorrow night, and I can't ****ing wait.

I think the golf course airhorns were ****ing fantastic. "Bursitis? So you have to blow a horn?"

"It helps."

Not only is Knoxville lacking common sense, he always says the right thing in the right situation. It's great. Great great stuff.

Great bit, especially when the golfer starts aiming for Knoxville and the camera crew.

 

[Tommy_Dreamer]

I won't miss it. I'm taking the wife tomorrow night, and I can't ****ing wait.

I think the golf course airhorns were ****ing fantastic. "Bursitis? So you have to blow a horn?"

"It helps."

Not only is Knoxville lacking common sense, he always says the right thing in the right situation. It's great. Great great stuff.

Great bit, especially when the golfer starts aiming for Knoxville and the camera crew.

Ah yes, easily the funniest thing in the first movie.

Although the DVD extras where they totally cover Rake in mustard is pretty damn funny. I've never seen anyone who hates mustard that much.

 

[Tommy_Dreamer]

Last I heard Don Vito was in jail in Colorado for allegedly groping some teenager.

I bet she was a "nice girl."

She must not have been...

http://www.examiner.com/a-238173~Vincent_Margera_Posts_Bond_in_Colorado.html

Vito's saying he was set up. I think I remember him saying something about "If i was molesting this girl, why would her mother sit there and take pictures of it and not say anything about it at the time it happened."

Now if he did do it, then he deserves everything he gets. But this could easily be one of those "out for money" ploys.

 

[Norman Stansfield]

Last I heard Don Vito was in jail in Colorado for allegedly groping some teenager.

I bet she was a "nice girl."

She must not have been...

http://www.examiner.com/a-238173~Vincent_Margera_Posts_Bond_in_Colorado.html

Vito's saying he was set up. I think I remember him saying something about "If i was molesting this girl, why would her mother sit there and take pictures of it and not say anything about it at the time it happened."

Now if he did do it, then he deserves everything he gets. But this could easily be one of those "out for money" ploys.

That's what I meant by her not being a "nice girl".

"Nice girls" let you fondle them, no questions asked.

 

[Kaylee]

I remember passing on the first one when it was in theaters. Then a college buddy I was in town visiting rented it and pretty much forced me to watch it.

I'm pretty much giving it the whole "Ugh, this is so juvenile" treatment, right up until Bam pulls the fireworks wake-up on his parents. By that point, I was a goner.

I loved the golf course air horns, and for some reason, I still giggle when I think of the oft-underrated Ryan Dunn turning to the camera and simply saying "I'm about to put a toy car up my ass, for ****'s sake."

 

[Pencil Dick]

Honest to God, about half our staff went to see the original "Jackass" at a 1 p.m. showing. And I have never, ever, laughed so hard in my life. This was about a week after it premiered and we were about the only people in the theater. Best time I've ever had at a movie.

Trying to organize the "Jackass: Number Two" viewing ASAP.

 

[Smallpotatoes]

Strange as it may sound, I actually thought the first movie was a little too tame.