Its more of a SHELBYVILLE idea

[poindexter]

http://www.thestarpress.com/article/20120808/NEWS06/120808008

She's probably also molested students in Brockway, Ogdenville and North Haverbrook, too.

 

[RickStain]

I would.

 

[Tarheel316]

Not even close to a 6.

 

[deskslave]

There ain't no child molestation and there never was!

 

[Zeke12]

We had to say "Dickety" because the Kaiser had stolen our word for "molestation."

I was wearing a purple onion on my belt, as was the style at the time.

 

[93Devil]

This embiggins the best of us.

 

[93Devil]

We had to say "Dickety" because the Kaiser had stolen our word for "molestation."

I was wearing a purple onion on my belt, as was the style at the time.

Give me five bees for a quarter, we used to say.

 

[Stoney]

Didn't we have another Shelbyville, Indiana entry only about a month or two ago? That town's making a strong push for Poin Files Community of the Year.

 

[bumpy mcgee]

The fire hydrants are yellow there, that's all I got.

 

[deskslave]

This embiggins the best of us.

She doesn't embiggen me.

 

[rascalface]

I call the big one Bitey.

 

[Steak Snabler]

Teacher: "But you said if I gave you head you wouldn't tell the cops!"

Student: "Duff Man says a lot of things!"

 

[Bob Cook]

Didn't we have another Shelbyville, Indiana entry only about a month or two ago? That town's making a strong push for Poin Files Community of the Year.

Yes, a 22-year-old assistant cheerleading coach who was banging a 17-year-old. As the story poin links to mentioned, she's pleading not guilty because, she contends, she was in no position of authority over him. At least not at school. Waka waka waka.

 

[Uncle.Ruckus]

This embiggins the best of us.

She doesn't embiggen me.

Why? She's a perfectly cromulent pederast.

 

[Deeper_Background]

Not even after a 12 pack.

 

[RickStain]

Not even after a 12 pack!

Not bad, really. If you can get past the weight, solid 6.

 

[Deeper_Background]

Hard to tell from a headshot. Maybe she just has a big frame, i'm thinking 4-4.5 at best

 

[Steak Snabler]

The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand ... or so I have read ...

 

[93Devil]

The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand ... or so I have read ...

I can't leave this... behind

 

[dooley_womack1]

Not even after a 12 pack.

Yeah, that's what she says about you.