I'm probably going to hell for this, but ...

[KYSportsWriter]

http://www.adultswim.com/games/biblefight/index.html

 

[Clever username]

Satan just whipped my ass. I was Jesus.

 

[CentralIllinoisan]

I'm Jesus ... I may die, but I'll come back, WWF style, just two days later.

 

[slappy4428]

yes, yes you are.. but my Moses beat the **** outtaNoah...

 

[dreunc1542]

yes, yes you are.. but my Moses beat the **** outtaNoah...

same here, I kicked the **** out of that animal lover with the ten commandment tablets.

 

[KYSportsWriter]

I'm Jesus, and I've beaten Eve and Noah in the tournament. Next up is Moses in the parted Red Sea.

 

[Sxysprtswrtr]

I'm diggin' her fig leaves.

 

[KYSportsWriter]

And i got my ass kicked by moses

 

[GB-Hack]

I love this. And the promos they've been running for it between shows.

 

[KYSportsWriter]

The promos are hilarious.

 

[Tommy_Dreamer]

I just had a flawless victory on God and now Moses reigns supreme!

 

[Tom Petty]

i was satan; jesus got me in the rubber match.

 

[Big Buckin' agate_monkey]

adult swim reigns supreme again.

 

[Big Buckin' agate_monkey]

I love the soundtrack.

 

[User 1019]

Satan just whipped my ass. I was Jesus.

Meeeeeee, too.

 

[Tom Petty]

Satan just whipped my ass. I was Jesus.

Meeeeeee, too.

get some balls and be satan.

 

[Big Buckin' agate_monkey]

Christ is tough ... God's a ****in' pansy, what with transforming into Mary and Eve all the time.

 

[Tom Petty]

Christ is tough ... God's a ****in' pansy, what with transforming into Mary and Eve all the time.

i think this is what ky was afraid of ... yes, he is going to hell.

 

[Big Buckin' agate_monkey]

What the hell is ... was it Noah or Moses .... anyway, who the hell uses fire to beat Satan? Dumbasses.

 

[Tom Petty]

What the hell is ... was it Noah or Moses .... anyway, who the hell uses fire to beat Satan? Dumbasses.

another quality, yet damnation, post. you're on a roll agate.