I'll always be your buddy and pal... if you'll irrigate my ear canal.

[doubledown68]

So I've had a whirlwind last week. I left the business and started a new job. I punched a hole in the ceiling of my old apartment building, cut the ass end off a couch, have been living out of a suitcase in my parents house.

Anyway, the new gig requires a physical. I passed, but the doc recommended I clean out my ears. So I got one of those bulbous washers, and did my best. I ended up completley clogging my left ear. Completely. Couldn't hear a damn thing.

So I go to a quick care facility today. The lady basically has a spray bottle, attaches a small hose to it with a needle on the end. Then she proceeds to shove the needle in my ear and pumps water into my head.

Ever had this done? Ho-leee ****. First I feel this deep chill right above my jaw. Then the ****ing room started to spin. It felt like I got plastered in 30 seconds flat. But after she finished... even better. It was like someone turned up the volume to 11.

Seriously, it's fantastic. And it feels all funky. So, in conclusion... get your ears cleaned. If not for the better hearing, for the drunk feeling without a hangover.

 

[BurnsWhenIPee]

I can attest to that. I didn't get the drunk feeling, but couldn't hear a damn thing until she put the end of the syringe in my ear and started squirting the solution in there. After a few seconds, I felt a big pressure buildup, then the sound that was akin to a cork coming out of a wine bottle. It was ecstacy, and even little non-sounds like feet walking on carpet became louder than I could have ever imagined.

I've had minor bouts with wax buildup since, and my doctor gave me a great remedy: Put several drops of stool softener (seriously) in the ear and let it sit while lying on your side for a good 15-20 minutes. Then stick the end of a Water Pik in the ear with some warm water in the reservoir, and let it blast away at full steam. I've tried it at home and it works beautifully.

 

[BDC99]

Hilarious. I literally went deaf in one ear several years ago and had this done at the walk-in clinic. Amazing how loud and clear everything was afterward. Almost too much to bear at first. But damn it felt good.

 

[TigerVols]

Of course I've had it in the ear before.

 

[LongTimeListener]

Oh, man, I had this done about 15 years ago, and it turned out there was a ball of wax the size of a cherry pit. The doc showed it to me afterward. I was bouncing around that day, it just changed my whole outlook so wildly.

I've read stories about "ear-candling," a salon treatment that's popular among men in Asia and is starting to take hold in Asian parts of U.S. cities. It's the only spa-type treatment I've ever considered, but I'm really curious.

 

[TrooperBari]

I've read stories about "ear-candling," a salon treatment that's popular among men in Asia and is starting to take hold in Asian parts of U.S. cities. It's the only spa-type treatment I've ever considered, but I'm really curious.

I wonder if you might want to reconsider that.
http://www.quackwatch.org/01QuackeryRelatedTopics/candling.html

Since wax is sticky, the negative pressure needed to pull wax from the canal would have to be so powerful that it would rupture the eardrum in the process. However, candling produces no vacuum. Researchers who measured the pressure during candling of ear models found that no negative pressure was created. The same investigators candled eight ears and found that no ear wax was removed and candle wax was actually deposited in some of them! [3]

The notion that the ear canal is connected to structures beyond the eardrum is false. A review of a good anatomy book should dispel this notion. The external ear canal, with an intact eardrum, is not connected to the brain, the sinuses targeted by the procedure (those above your eyes), or the Eustachian tubes (the passageways between the internal ear and the back of the throat). While some claim that the eardrum is porous and quickly allows impurities to pass through, this is untrue. The "impurities" that appear in the collected wax (usually on a paper plate or other collecting device) are nothing more than the ashes from the burnt wick and wax of the cone itself.

http://healthwatcher.net/Quackerywatch/Ear-candling/index.html
http://www.cbc.ca/marketplace/pre-2007/files/health/earcandle/

 

[Ace]

My dog does this for me, by the way.

 

[KJIM]

Question for those who've done this: What is your regular ear-cleaning routine? I've never had a doctor recommend this or even hint at it. Beyond the OP, what prompted anyone else to do it?

 

[mjp1542]

I had it done recently. Went swimming, had water stuck in there. Did all the home remedies, and a day later still could barely hear out of one hear. Went to the urgentcare center and they did the spray bottle technique. Greatest feeling afterwards. Never would have had it done if not for being unable to hear for a day, but now, I will request it any time I'm going in for a doc's appointment. Hey, they're seeing me for something, I might as well get my copay's worth!

And I've been told my "regular ear-cleaning routine" should be nothing. Ears clean themselves. Not sure I completely buy it, but I'm trying to live that way. No more Q-tips, for sure.

 

[Oggiedoggie]

My dog does this for me, by the way.

I usually end up getting dizzy from holding my head down near the fire hydrant before my pup manages get a good stream going.

 

[Starman]

Is this some kind of Paul Simon sequel to "You Can Call Me Al?"

 

[Buck]

When do we get the thread about enemas and high colonics?

 

[doubledown68]

Is this some kind of Paul Simon sequel to "You Can Call Me Al?"

It's an ode to the Erie Canal song I had to sing in grade school. And now that I think of it, major foul on my part for not putting "ear(y)" canal.

Anyway, volume still up to 11. And the lady complemented me on my deep... ear canals. What else could I say but thanks?

 

[Lieslntx]

I had a massive earache as a teenager. The doctor used a huge syringe and pushed water in and sucked it out really fast. Several times. Finally dislodged a huge piece of wax as big as a nickel. The relief was instantaneous. I agree that the candeling is not the best way to clean your ears out. But having a doc do it the right way is always a good thing.

And DD, you get my vote for the thread title of the year.

 

[BDC99]

My doc told me to put peroxide in my ears (once a day?). Don't recall how often, but I never do it anyway.

 

[jackfinarelli]

My doc told me to put peroxide in my ears (once a day?). Don't recall how often, but I never do it anyway.

Hydrogen peroxide in the ear - - let it soak a minute or two before "squirting it out" with a bulb syringe - - about once every 2-3 weeks will keep earwax from building up.

 

[SixToe]

Get a Neil Med sinus rinse or NetiPot and give that a try for the sinuses. Works like a charm.

 

[Big Circus]

Of course I've had it in the ear before.

Well, you're just a modern guy.

 

[Chef2]

I was digging around in my ear the other day with a paper clip and pulled out a lump of **** the size of a pea.

Keys, bobbie pins, paper clips, ends of pens/pencils work well too.

Huh?

 

[BDC99]

Get a Neil Med sinus rinse or NetiPot and give that a try for the sinuses. Works like a charm.

Neti Pot is invaluable if you have sinus issues. Some people might have an issue with pouring warm water in their nose, but man is it worth it. I just do it in the shower(!) so I don't have to worry about splashback.