I now pronounce you man & dog

[EStreetJoe]

Here's what Michael Vick's punishment should have been:
http://www6.comcast.net/news/articles/general/2007/11/13/India.Man.Weds.Dog/?cvqh=itn_dog

 

[playthrough]

They are registered at PetSmart and Bed, Bath and Beyond.

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

Rick Santorum stands vindicated!

 

[finishthehat]

Today dogs, tomorrow box turtles.

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

Thanks for stopping by, Senator Cornyn.

 

[Football_Bat]

Resulting offspring will look like this:

Or maybe this:

 

[Captain_Kirk]

They are registered at PetSmart and Bed, Bath and Beyond.

fantastic.

 

[Ace]

I like it. Vick's canine wife could sit with the other NFL wives and act all bitchy.

 

[JR]

After the wedding cermony in China they eat the dog.

 

[Mizzougrad96]

I was sure the dateline was going to be somewhere in Alabama...

 

[Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!]

Do you think anyone in India reads this and goes "WTF?"

 

[JR]

Do you think anyone in India reads this and goes "WTF?"

I doubt it. The article seems to explain the reasoning.

 

[KYSportsWriter]

Do you think anyone in India reads this and goes "WTF?"

My former pastor is from India. I'll have to call him up and ask him his thoughts on this.

 

[JR]

Do you think anyone in India reads this and goes "WTF?"

My former pastor is from India. I'll have to call him up and ask him his thoughts on this.

My buddy Dinesh is from India.

I know he'll think this is a hoot.

 

[spaceman]

think they played "Who Let The Dogs Out?" at the reception?

 

[pressboxramblings07]

There's a "spa" for dogs near my house called Bed, Bath and Bonz. They'll go there for their honeymoon.

 

[Yodel]

I love this:

"The paper said an astrologer had told Selvakumar the wedding was the only way he could cure the maladies. It did not say whether his situation had improved."

 

[T2]

"Dilbert" cartoonist Scott Adams, in his blog, jokes:

The report was quick to mention that the dog is female. That was a relief because allowing a man to marry a gay dog would be a slippery slope.

And also:

I was happy that the dog wore a sari ... because love means never having to say “Where’s your sari?”

Damn, that hurt just typing it.

 

[RedCanuck]

Don't they have to consummate it? Do you think they'll do that doggy style?

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

After the wedding cermony in China they eat the bride.

Fixed.