How do you like them apples?

[Big Buckin' agate_monkey]

I'd **** Matt Damon.

 

[Bill Brasky]

That's funny.
You wanna talk about guys outpunting their coverage....Jimmy Kimmel is exhibit A. He's a schlub who just isn't that funny. And he's with a stone fox who is funny and dirty.

 

[mike311gd]

I'd **** Matt Damon.

So would I. Ben Affleck and Matt Damon are Nos. 4 and 5, respectively, on my Dudes I'd Let Pop My Brown Cherry list.

 

[mike311gd]

That's funny.
You wanna talk about guys outpunting their coverage....Jimmy Kimmel is exhibit A. He's a schlub who just isn't that funny. And he's with a stone fox who is funny and dirty.

I think Kimmel is hilarious if he's got a wing man. He and Carolla played off each other so well. Some people are just meant to be part of a pair.

 

[Herbert Anchovy]

I don't find her funny, either.

Me three.

Then again, this is a society that has laid untold riches at the feet of Adam Sandler because he could pull off a passably decent baby voice.

 

[novelist_wannabe]

Very funny. Matt can dance. Who knew? Can't sing for ****, though.

 

[mike311gd]

I don't find her funny, either.

Me three.

Then again, this is a society that has laid untold riches at the feet of Adam Sandler because he could pull off a passably decent baby voice.

I'll pretend I didn't just read a Sandler slam.

 

[Big Buckin' agate_monkey]

I'd **** Matt Damon.

So would I. Ben Affleck and Matt Damon are Nos. 4 and 5, respectively, on my Dudes I'd Let Pop My Brown Cherry list.

Affleck? Really? No way, dude.

 

[mike311gd]

I'd **** Matt Damon.

So would I. Ben Affleck and Matt Damon are Nos. 4 and 5, respectively, on my Dudes I'd Let Pop My Brown Cherry list.

Affleck? Really? No way, dude.

Of course. He was the bomb in Phantoms, yo.

 

[Herbert Anchovy]

I don't find her funny, either.

Me three.

Then again, this is a society that has laid untold riches at the feet of Adam Sandler because he could pull off a passably decent baby voice.

I'll pretend I didn't just read a Sandler slam.

We had a music teacher who could talk like Donald Duck. He wasn't funny either.

 

[Big Buckin' agate_monkey]

I'd **** Matt Damon.

So would I. Ben Affleck and Matt Damon are Nos. 4 and 5, respectively, on my Dudes I'd Let Pop My Brown Cherry list.

Affleck? Really? No way, dude.

Of course. He was the bomb in Phantoms, yo.

Affleck is to Damon as your mom is to Kiera Knightley.

 

[Sam Mills 51]

I don't find her funny, either.

Me three.

Then again, this is a society that has laid untold riches at the feet of Adam Sandler because he could pull off a passably decent baby voice.

WFW on Sandler. Admittedly, I liked "Happy Gilmore," but otherwise I just don't get it. I roomed with a guy who's a huge Sandler. Super guy but that was something on which we usually disagreed.

 

[mike311gd]

I'd **** Matt Damon.

So would I. Ben Affleck and Matt Damon are Nos. 4 and 5, respectively, on my Dudes I'd Let Pop My Brown Cherry list.

Affleck? Really? No way, dude.

Of course. He was the bomb in Phantoms, yo.

Affleck is to Damon as your mom is to Kiera Knightley.

So my mom's not the prettiest woman. She has other good qualities -- like a lot of money and a generous spirit.

 

[Write-brained]

Dedicated to the nastiest, freakiest little sex puppet I know ...

 

[mike311gd]

Me?

 

[Chef]

I'd **** Matt Damon.

So would I. Ben Affleck and Matt Damon are Nos. 4 and 5, respectively, on my list of 4,219 dudes I'd Let Pop My Brown Cherry list.

 

[mike311gd]

I'd **** Matt Damon.

So would I. Ben Affleck and Matt Damon are Nos. 4 and 5, respectively, on my list of 4,219 dudes I'd Let Pop My Brown Cherry list.

Touche, Chef. I see you're cooking up some solid ones today.

 

[Flash]

Am I the only one who kept expecting to see George Clooney show up in the video?

Am I the only one who saw this thread title, saw it was started by Flash, and got his hopes up that she was going to start entertaining us again?

You know I'm not allowed to ...

But I see you've got no problem throwing your prepositions around like pillows on prom night. ...

Compared to me, *****, you can't write your way out of a paper bag ...

 

[mike311gd]

Am I the only one who kept expecting to see George Clooney show up in the video?

Am I the only one who saw this thread title, saw it was started by Flash, and got his hopes up that she was going to start entertaining us again?

You know I'm not allowed to ...

But I see you've got no problem throwing your prepositions around like pillows on prom night. ...

Compared to me, *****, you can't write your way out of a paper bag ...

No. But those plastic ones are nothing.

 

[Chef]

Am I the only one who kept expecting to see George Clooney show up in the video?

Am I the only one who saw this thread title, saw it was started by Flash, and got his hopes up that she was going to start entertaining us again?

You know I'm not allowed to ...

But I see you've got no problem throwing your prepositions around like pillows on prom night. ...

Compared to me, *****, you can't write your way out of a paper bag ...

No. But those plastic ones are nothing.

"LET'S GET IT ON!" [mills lane]