How do I turn off the alerts?

[Iron_chet]

I am getting an alert notification for every new post. I have turned off all alerts and still get them. Am I missing something?

 

[BDC99]

Why would you do that? I love that.

 

[Riptide]

Hit it with a hammer.

 

[Vombatus]

sj.com is becoming self aware.

 

[Baron Scicluna]

sj.com is becoming self aware.

Wait until the robots outnumber us.

Oh, wait ...

 

[TyWebb]

I am getting an alert notification for every new post. I have turned off all alerts and still get them. Am I missing something?

Did you get an alert for this one?

 

[TyWebb]

I am getting an alert notification for every new post. I have turned off all alerts and still get them. Am I missing something?

How about this one?

 

[TyWebb]

I am getting an alert notification for every new post. I have turned off all alerts and still get them. Am I missing something?

This one?

 

[TyWebb]

I am getting an alert notification for every new post. I have turned off all alerts and still get them. Am I missing something?

Am I slowly driving you INSANE?????

 

[Iron_chet]

No alerts for these posts but alerts for every new post.

The little red pennant is taunting me

 

[da man]

You're doomed.

 

[Vombatus]

Oh, you mean the New Posts red flag on the blue and mostly white background?

Yeah, I'd like to turn that feature off too. That little red flag causes a Pavlovian response in me. I obsessively scan what I missed, and Mark All Forums Read to turn it off. Then it reappears. I feel like Sisyphus.

 

[da man]

Oh, you mean the New Posts red flag on the blue and mostly white background?

Yeah, I'd like to turn that feature off too. That little red flag causes a Pavlovian response in me. I obsessively scan what I missed, and Mark All Forums Read to turn it off. Then it reappears. I feel like Sisyphus.

This is the first time I've ever noticed that.

 

[Vombatus]

This is the first time I've ever noticed that.

Sorry

 

[BDC99]

I feel like Sisyphus.

You kinda look like him too.

 

[Vombatus]

You kinda look like him too.