Here are my boobs ... don't objectify me!

[BurnsWhenIPee]

Interesting little side-story out of the NHL playoffs in St. Louis, where a fan behind the visitors bench has been showing a lot of her chesticle assets, which are then televised all over the world.

Here's a photo ...

The Post-Dispatch tracked her down, where she bemoaned the fact that people are objectifying her. And it turns out her daughter made the news for yelling at an opposing coach a year ago.

Meet the woman behind the #RallyBoobs

God bless her for dressing the way she likes, but can you have those things hanging out while sitting where you know you'll be on national TV several times during the playoffs, and then be shocked that people are objectifying you?

 

[Dick Whitman]

"You shouldn't have worn that dress."

 

[Songbird]

Too big.

 

[User 11148]

"You shouldn't have worn that dress."

You shouldn't have if you didn't want me to look ...

 

[Starman]

Katy Perry back in the news?

 

[BitterYoungMatador2]

Did this woman seriously talk about herself in the third person on Facebook?

 

[dixiehack]

Did this woman seriously talk about herself in the third person on Facebook?

She talked about herself in the third and second person in the same paragraph. That's next level narcissism.

 

[Lugnuts]

She speaks in the first person.
Lefty speaks in the second.
Righty in the third.

When they're that big, they get their own voices.

 

[LongTimeListener]

"You shouldn't have worn that dress."

Come on, man.

 

[MisterCreosote]

She's just trying to start her Emmy-winning sports broadcasting career. Give her a break.

 

[Vombatus]

She speaks in the first person.
Lefty speaks in the second.
Righty in the third.

When they're that big, they get their own voices.

And I am listening...

 

[Football_Bat]

Lindy Ruff must already get plenty of dairy products at home.

 

[BDC99]

And I am listening...

I'd be lying if I said I didn't notice said boobs.

 

[novelist_wannabe]

That lede is pure spun gold.

 

[SpeedTchr]

Someone hand her a sweater...

 

[HanSenSE]

In L.A., they would just give her a sweater.

EDIT: Darn you Speed.

 

[BDC99]

She's back tonight. With an undershirt. Lol

 

[HanSenSE]

She's back tonight. With an undershirt. Lol

And the Blues are trailing. Hmmm ...

 

[User 11148]

When do they go empty net?

 

[CD Boogie]

She's just trying to start her Emmy-winning sports broadcasting career. Give her a break.

At least she knows what gets the attention out of the gate. Now if she can keep it, maybe she'll be Nolan and beat out the production of a horse race for a meaningless award.