Help me! Quick! Please?!

[Clever username]

I have some wedding planning advice: Don't do it.

 

[pressboxer]

And on a personal note: Weddings are a racket. Go away to get married!

I remember one father of the bride saying at the reception that if he'd realized just how much it was going to cost, he would have offered his daughter half the amount in cash to elope.

 

[SoSueMe]

And on a personal note: Weddings are a racket. Go away to get married!

I remember one father of the bride saying at the reception that if he'd realized just how much it was going to cost, he would have offered his daughter half the amount in cash to elope.

We found out too late that the father of my bride would have rather given us down payment for a house. ****!