Hello

[21]

I'm looking forward to getting to know many of you.

How many, roughly? We can post a sign up sheet.

Welcome.

 

[dooley_womack1]

If he knows Liza, I want to get to know him.

 

[imjustagirl]

Why assuming a male?

Quick, 21, ask him about massages. He/she/it doesn't know the backstory.

 

[steveu]

GENAC, I'll have a Bud on tap.

 

[User 1019]

**** a beer.

I'll have a Bushmill's 12, newbie. And there ain't but one place you can find that one (besides my liquor cabinet, that is).

 

[flexmaster33]

welcome to the board, consider yourself initiated.
Troll around some and you'll find some helpful insights and yes, job postings, when you're ready for that step.

 

[Point of Order]

Excellent!

 

[slappy4428]

What a wonderful word, hello...

 

[21]

Dear GENAC--Per ijag's request, can you please answer this question in order to complete your proper induction into the SJ ranks:

In the event you should find yourself receiving a muscular relaxation technique commonly known as a massage ('Massage'), and provided said Massage is strictly not-for-profit and in no case being administered by any individual, male or female, in a white lab coat or g-string/pasties combo, do you prefer:
a) said Massage to conclude with the overpowering urge for mind-bending, erotic, and semi-deviant sexual activity, including but not limited to broken furniture, rug burns, and/or teeth marks; or
b) sleep.

Heretofore, and notwithstanding the foregoing, take your time, get back to us, specifying whether you wish to be designated the party of the first part, or party of the second part, and what you plan to bring to the party should you be invited.

 

[HanSenSE]

welcome to the board, consider yourself initiated.
Troll around some and you'll find some helpful insights and yes, job postings, when you're ready for that step.

And hurry up with those beers, dammit!

 

[jlee]

Hello!

Good morning!

 

[flexmaster33]

Okay...does no one here have a daughter?

 

[slappy4428]

Okay...does no one here have a daughter?

Yeah. Sure. It's about your "daughter"

 

[WriteThinking]

This thread belongs on the Anything Goes board, not the JTO board.

 

[Steak Snabler]

 

[rmanfredi]

 

[Smasher_Sloan]