Heart attacks are about to increase by 30 percent

[dooley_womack1]

BACON!!!!

http://shine.yahoo.com/shine-food/bacon-dogs-are-here--thanks--oscar-mayer-162544849.html

 

[House M.D.]

Oh. Not what I was thinking with the thread title. I guessed Velvet Sky finally agreed to pose nude. Nevermind.

 

[Vombatus]

I just jizzed and I don't know why.

Add one more thing to my bucket list.

 

[TigerVols]

Funny one of my colleagues posted this yesterday:

"Want my last piece of bacon?" #ThingsNoOneEverSaid