Happy National Tell a Lie Day

[Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L)]

April 4th is National Tell a Lie Day. Do you have a lie you'd like to tell? Share it here.

For my part let me just say how comfortable I am with the way Bobby Valentine is handling the Red Sox pitching staff.

 

[imjustagirl]

I've missed you.

 

[Gehrig]

Happy that doodah2 is posting again.

 

[Matt1735]

I'm from the government and i am truly here to help you.

 

[Chef2]

I miss stoob.

 

[dooley_womack1]

Chef has 10 toes

 

[Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!]

This is a great thread.

 

[Flying Headbutt]

Best part about this site is that NO ONE is crazy!

 

[Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L)]

I am not in the slightest aroused by John Goodman's face on anime girls

 

[Care Bear]

I think pixie haircuts on girls are VERY flattering.

 

[Care Bear]

Also, "I'm sorry."

 

[slappy4428]

I'm glad he's back.

 

[dooley_womack1]

Creosote will find his life partner and not become the male Elizabeth Taylor

 

[Matt1735]

No, that dress doesn't make you look fat.

 

[Bamadog]

The check is in the mail. ;D

 

[Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L)]

I can't believe the guys who sang the Macarena didn't have another big hit in the US.

 

[MTM]

Sure, I'll make deadline.

 

[Bubbler]

I invented Neopolitan ice cream.

The first word I ever said was right after I came out of the womb. I said, "****". Only, I was born in 1971, and I said it like, "sheeeeit." Because of that, I also inspired countless 70s blaxploitation films.

I wrote the bubble gum song "Yummy Yummy Yummy" (I've Got Love In My Tummy). Only the assholes at the record company made me change the lyrics. The actual lyrics are, "yummy, yummy, yummy, she's got love in her tummy" and it was written about the first blow job I received.

 

[HejiraHenry]

I've read all the "Twilight" books and enjoyed them very much.

 

[bumpy mcgee]

I worked exactly 40 hours this and every other week.